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Just a little bit of silliness...?

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can God himelf microwave a burrito so hot that He himself cannot eat it??

This question was posed by a good friend of mine
And while we're being silly....

what is a "himelf?"

Wait till Santa finds out about this!!
 
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can God himelf microwave a burrito so hot that He himself cannot eat it??

This question was posed by a good friend of mine

Luke 11:14-23
14Jesus was driving out a demon that was mute. When the demon left, the man who had been mute spoke, and the crowd was amazed. 15But some of them said, "By Beelzebub,[g] the prince of demons, he is driving out demons." 16Others tested him by asking for a sign from heaven.

17Jesus knew their thoughts and said to them: "Any kingdom divided against itself will be ruined, and a house divided against itself will fall. 18If Satan is divided against himself, how can his kingdom stand? I say this because you claim that I drive out demons by Beelzebub. 19Now if I drive out demons by Beelzebub, by whom do your followers drive them out? So then, they will be your judges. 20But if I drive out demons by the finger of God, then the kingdom of God has come to you.
21"When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are safe. 22But when someone stronger attacks and overpowers him, he takes away the armor in which the man trusted and divides up the spoils. 23"He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me, scatters.
 
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