Job humor game

coastie · Aug 10, 2002

I don't imagine this will be a popular one but I ran accross this list tonight and laughed my buttookus off. I'm sure you've seen those job related humor things like "You know you're a legal secratery if..."

Well here's one for the dispatchers out there

You answer the phone at home with Is this an emergency?
You can type faster than you can talk
Dinner is considered more of a privilege than a necessity
You consume more coffee than the population of Seattle
You can pick up a story right where you left off 3 hours earlier
You call stupid people in general the public
You say unit call-signs in your sleep but cant remember your neighbors name
Your sense of humor is regarded by some as disturbing
You have the bladder capacity of a oil tanker
You can carry on 4 conversations at once
You regard computers as evil TVs
You take a Zantac with your morning vitamins
Your favorite candy is the pink Tums
You think that the Government should replace the fluoride in the publics tap water with heavy doses of Prozac or Zoloft.
You regard to drug overdoses as population control
You prefer your coffee black, burned and cold
Your locker has spilled sunflower seeds in it
Beer is sacred
While you are at work your number recall is equivalent to that of a super computer, but when you go home, you forget your phone number
Your best stories start out as It had been quiet all day
You cringe when your co-workers say Have a quiet shift when they go home
You have an internal Verbal Abuse filter
Your best friend is your radio
Your worst enemy is your radio
You have your chair that everyone else knows they are not allowed to sit in while you are at work regardless of rank
You listen attentively to how stressful your friends jobs are and just keep laughter inside
You can sleep anytime anywhere because your body has absolutely no idea what time it is

I love these things... let's see what you can dig up/compile.

Gerry · Aug 10, 2002

VERY GOOD Coastie!!! Very Good. But Coastie some of this is NOT funny. Turns out my best friend IS my radio. And believe me my body not only has no idea what time it is, it has no idea WHERE it is! And what's funny about black, burned, cold coffee??? That is the ONLY way to drink it. And who doesn't LOVE pink tums? Ok I'll admit SOME of the other stuff is funny. But Coastie, WHAT is a buttookus? And can you get a new one? Did you place an ad in the paper?

coastie · Aug 10, 2002

Turns out my best friend IS my radio.

Apparently yours wasn't manufactured by the lowest bidder.

And believe me my body not only has no idea what time it is, it has no idea WHERE it is!

What are you... drunk?

And what's funny about black, burned, cold coffee???

You are right... there is nothing funny about that... black burned cold coffee saves lives.

And who doesn't LOVE pink tums?

Spoken like a fellow acid reflex syndrome patient!

But Coastie, WHAT is a buttookus?

I think it's swahili for derriere. And no you can't get a new one... that alone attests to the severity of the laughing attack I had when I read it.

Gerry · Aug 10, 2002

No my radio was built by Walmart. No, not the store, Kevin Walmart; KW, I call him. As for being drunk, well...lol... I had a dear friend that recently said "ENOUGH", and walked out of my life saying in effect that if I was drunk I would be more tolerable, and at least I would have some excuse.
(Don't laugh....it isn't funny) Come to think of it, my bladder does have the capacity of an oil tanker. hmmm, oh well! Hmmmmmm! Now this is really odd. I hate it, but everyone does find my sense of humor disturbing........
In fact from the looks of this list I should be a dispatcher.....bummer! I was hoping to be a Preacher when I grow up. Rat's! Another dream down the drain.

coastie · Aug 10, 2002

LOL... you'd be more tolerable drunk? I'm sorry, Gerry, that's just funny.

As for the humor part, good on ya! When you can laugh at the oddities in life rather than get angry at them everything sure gets a lot easier to bear.

Dispatching isn't all that bad, once you get used to all of the noise. I can think of a dozen jobs I'd rather be doing, but at least you feel like you are accomplishing something.

Gerry · Aug 10, 2002

Yeah! WOW! I so admire my son because he is a FAST learner. It took all of my life to learn what he knows at 24. Thing is he has accomplished quite a lot in his life. I always wanted to accomplish things and make a difference. Well, of course, I have, but....

I should have been a dispatcher.

coastie · Aug 11, 2002

It has it's good parts, but the burn out rate is pretty high. Most of us have psycologists that we are required to see once a month or so.

I guess this isn't much of a game eh? I tied to change the name of the thread, but for some reason I have lost the right to change my stuff.

It's probably a left over from when I was a mod....

Anyway, come one people! There's gotta be someone in here that's thinks their job is funny!

Sharky · Aug 11, 2002

I'm a christian. I'm sensible, hardworking, quiet and always willing to listen.

My boss and workmates are nut cases who swear and fart all day long.

Man, i love my job .

coastie · Aug 11, 2002

Gotta love those jerks doncha?

I can relate brother... I used to be a sailer

SpiritPsalmist · Aug 14, 2002

FROM: MANAGEMENT

SUBJECT: Restroom Use Policy

In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective immediately, a Restroom Trip Policy will be established to provide a more consistent method of accounting for each employee's restroom time and ensuring equal treatment of all employees.

Under the policy a "Restroom Trip Bank" will be established for each employee.

The first day of each month, employees will be given twenty Restroom Trip Credits. These credits may be accumulated. Within four to six weeks, the entrance doors to all restrooms are being equipped with personal identification stations and computer-linked voice print recognition devices.

Before the end of the month each employee must provide two copies of voice prints (one normal and one under stress) to the Human Resources Department.

The voice print recognition station will be operational but not restrictive during the entire month. Employees should acquaint themselves with the stations during that period.

If the employee's Restroom Trip Bank balance reaches zero, the doors to the restrooms will not unlock for that employee's voice until the first of the next month.

In addition, all restroom stalls are being equipped with timed paper roll retractors.

If the stall is occupied for more than three minutes, an alarm will sound. Thirty-seconds after the alarm sounds, the roll of paper will retract into the wall, the toilet will flush, and the stall door will open. If the stall remains occupied, your picture will be taken. The picture will then be posted on the bulletin board located in the Employee Relations Office. Anyone's picture showing up three times will immediately be terminated.

 If you have any questions about this policy, please ask your supervisor. They have all received advanced instructions.

SpiritPsalmist · Aug 14, 2002

Here's another:It's called 'Helping with Your Staff Appraisals'..... These individual quotes were allegedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large UK corporation.........

 

1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and started to dig.

2. His men would follow him anywhere....but only out of morbid curiosity.

3. I would not allow this employee to breed.

4. This employee is really not so much a 'has been', but more a definite 'won't be'.

5. Works well when under constant supervision and when cornered like a rat in a trap.

6. When she opens her mouth, it seems that it's only to change feet.

7. He would be out of his depth in a car-park puddle

8. This young lady has delusions of adequacy

9. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

10. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot

11. This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.

12. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together

13. He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.

14. He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless.

15. I would like to go hunting with him sometime

16. He's been working with glue too much

17. He would argue with a signpost

18. He has a knack for making strangers immediately

19. He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room

20. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.

21. If you see two people talking and one looks bored, then he's the other one.

22. A photographic memory, but with the lens cover glued on.

23. A prime candidate for natural deselection

24. Donated his brain to science before he's finished with it

25. Has two brains, one is lost, the other is looking out for it

26. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

27. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change

28. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the sea.

29. It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg.

30. One neuron short of a synapse.

SpiritPsalmist · Aug 14, 2002

and another. . .

 NEW COMPANY POLICIES:

 

SICKNESS: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor,you are able to come to work.

SURGERY: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or coworkers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases, where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is enough to keep the job going in your absence.

YOUR OWN DEATH: This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your replacement.

REST ROOM USE: Entirely too much time is being spent in the rest room. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, those whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8:00 to 8:10,employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8:10 to 8:20 and so on. If you're unable to go at your time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your time comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a coworker. Both employees' supervisors in writing must approve this exchange. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm bell will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, and the stall door will open.

PAYCHECK GUIDE: The following helpful guide has been prepared to help our employees better understand their paychecks:

> > > > Gross pay $1,222.02

> > > > Income tax $ 244.40

> > > > Outgo tax $ 45.21

> > > > State tax $ 11.61

> > > > Interstate tax $ 61.10

> > > > County tax $ 6.11

> > > > City tax $ 12.22

> > > > Rural tax $ 4.44

> > > > Back tax $ 1.11

> > > > Front tax $ 1.16

> > > > Side tax $ 1.61

> > > > Up tax $ 2.22

> > > > Down tax $ 1.11

> > > > Tic-Tacs $ 1.98

> > > > Thumbtacks $ 3.93

> > > > Carpet tacks $ .98

> > > > Stadium tax $ .69

> > > > Flat tax $ 8.32

> > > > Surtax $ 3.46

> > > > Corporate tax $ 2.60

> > > > Parking fee $ 5.00

> > > > F.I.C.A. $ 81.88

> > > > T.G.I.F. Fund $ 9.95

> > > > Life insurance $ 5.85

> > > > Health insurance $ 16.23

> > > > Dental insurance $ 4.50

> > > > Mental insurance $ 4.33

> > > > Reassurance $ .11

> > > > Disability $ 2.50

> > > > Ability $ .25

> > > > Liability $ 3.41

> > > > Unreliability $ 10.99

> > > > Coffee $ 6.85

> > > > Coffee Cups $ 66.51

> > > > Floor rental $ 16.85

> > > > Chair rental $ .32

> > > > Desk rental $ 4.32

> > > > Union dues $ 5.85

> > > > Union don'ts $ 3.77

> > > > Cash advance $ .69

> > > > Cash retreats $ 121.35

> > > > Overtime $ 1.26

> > > > Undertime $ 54.83

> > > > Eastern time $ 9.00

> > > > Central time $ 8.00

> > > > Mountain time $ 7.00

> > > > Pacific time $ 6.00

> > > > Time Out $ 12.21

> > > > Oxygen $ 10.02

> > > > Water $ 16.54

> > > > Heat $ 51.42

> > > > Cool air $ 26.83

> > > > Hot air $ 20.00

> > > > Miscellaneous $ 113.29

> > > > Sundry $ 12.09

> > > > Various $ 8.01

> > > > Net Take Home Pay $ .02

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. All questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations, or input should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice week

SpiritPsalmist · Aug 14, 2002

one more. . .

 WEIRD LIBRARY REFERENCE QUESTIONS

All of these situations are real and some of them were mighty embarrassing. Enjoy!

Actual reference queries reported by American and Canadian library reference desk workers of various levels.

"Do you have books here?"

"Do you have a list of all the books written in the English language?"

"Do you have a list of all the books I've ever read?"

"I'm looking for Robert James Waller's book, 'Waltzing through Grand Rapids.'" (Actual title wanted: "Slow Waltz in Cedar Bend.")

"Do you have that book by Rushdie: 'Satanic Nurses'?" (Actual title: "Satanic Verses")

"Where is the reference desk?" This was asked of a person sitting at a desk who had, hanging above her head, a sign saying "REFERENCE DESK"!

"I was here about three weeks ago looking at a cookbook that cost $39.95. Do you know which one it is?"

"Which outlets in the library are appropriate for my hair dryer?"

"Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park sites?"

"Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?"

"I need a color photograph of George Washington [Christopher Columbus, King Arthur, Moses, Socrates, etc.]"

"I need a photocopy of Booker T. Washington's birth certificate."

"I need to find out Ibid's first name for my bibliography."

"Why don't you have any books by Ibid? He's written a lot of important stuff."

"I'm looking for information on carpal tunnel syndrome. I think I'm having trouble with it in my neck."

"Is the basement upstairs?" (Asked at First Floor Reference Desk)

"I am looking for a list of laws that I can break that would send me back to jail for a couple of months."

 

coastie · Aug 14, 2002

LOL

OH MY GOSH!!!

MY STOMACH HURTS!

SpiritPsalmist · Aug 16, 2002

Originally posted by coastie
LOL

OH MY GOSH!!!

MY STOMACH HURTS!

I like making people laugh.  Here's another

 CUSTOMER SUPPORT DIALOG

(Author Unknown)

 

Actual dialog of a former W***p*****t Customer Support employee:

 

 

* Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"

* Customer: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

* Support: "What sort of trouble?"

* Customer: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

* Support: "Went away?"

* Customer:"They disappeared."

* Support: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

* Customer: "Nothing."

* Support: "Nothing?"

* Customer: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

* Support: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

* Customer: "How do I tell?"

* Support: "Can you see the C:\ prompt on the screen?"

* Customer: "What's a sea-prompt?"

* Support: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"

* Customer: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

* Support: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

* Customer: "What's a monitor?"

* Support: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

* Customer: "I don't know."

* Support: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

* Customer: ......"Yes, I think so."

* Support: "Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."

* Customer: ......"Yes, it is."

* Support: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

* Customer: "No."

* Support: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

* Customer: ......"Okay, here it is."

* Support: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

* Customer: "I can't reach."

* Support: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

* Customer: "No."

* Support: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

* Customer:"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark."

* Support: "Dark?

* Customer: "Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

* Support: "Well, turn on the office light then."

* Customer:"I can't."

* Support: "No? Why not?"

* Customer: "Because there's a power outage."

* Support: "A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

* Customer: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

* Support: "Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

* Customer: "Really? Is it that bad?"

* Support: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."

* Customer: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

* Support: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

SpiritPsalmist · Aug 16, 2002

21 Things to do at WAL-MART when you are bored! 

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day 

2. Put M&M's on layaway. 

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone,  "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens. 

4. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10" 

5. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap 

6. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms. 

7. Move " Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 

8. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed & Bath. 

9. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 

10. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you floss your teeth. 

11. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes  vs the X-Men. 

12. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 

13. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 

14. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms. 

15. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible." 

16. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

17. Sit on a chair and read a book for hours. 

18. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!" 

19. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "no, no! It's those voices again!" 

20. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. And last, but not least... 

21. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud... "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

SpiritPsalmist · Aug 16, 2002

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......

20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.

SpiritPsalmist · Aug 16, 2002

The fishing salesman:

 

A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.

The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"

The kid says, "One." The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

Kid says, "$101,237.64."

Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?"

Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"

Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"

SpiritPsalmist · Aug 16, 2002

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents:

 

* I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

* A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

* I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Cape Town. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Cape Town is in Africa." Her response ... click.

* A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."

* I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." He said, "But they look so close on the map."

* Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a one-hour lay-over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time."

* A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20 a.m. and got into Chicago at 8:33 a.m. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!

* A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight. Is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while "I looked into it," (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained that the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

* I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them."

* "A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."

* A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."

* A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York." The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent asked : "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"

 

 

SpiritPsalmist · Aug 16, 2002

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<TD>TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT WORK:

   10.  "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

   9.  "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.

   8.  "Whew!  Guess I left the top off the white-out.  You probably got here just in time!"

   7.  "I wasn't sleeping!  I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

   6.  "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

   5.  "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.  Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?

   4.  "Why did you interupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

   3.  "The coffee machine is broken."

   2.  "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

   and the #1 and best of all.

   1.  "......in Jesus' name.  Amen.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

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