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Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord.
-Frequently wears black clothing. Hello... I'm a priest
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. I have a silver 'apostles cross' and a St. Thomas More medallion
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. I have a tattoo... although most people never see it.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. I 'associate' with other priests, not to mention people I am ministering to.
-Drinks alcohol. Communion...
-Complains of boredom. I hate it when I have nothing to do.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. Who has time to sleep?
-Is excessively awake during the night. Again, who has time to sleep?
-Spends large amounts of time alone. Prayer, study, etc.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) Again--prayer, study, etc.--- and it's not evil spirits I'm praying to!!
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. Confessional... ministry..... counseling...
-Eats excessively or too little. Either I'm so busy I don't have time to eat, or it's a church dinner and you pig out!!
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. You've GOT to be kidding me on this one!!
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) Gotta watch my CSI!!
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. Well, I'm on CF aren't I?!?!?
-Expresses an interest in sex. What normal person isn't interested?
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.