Is Kermit the Frog a sinner?

applepowerpc · Apr 12, 2006

I have never, ever seen Kermit the Frog sin. Can frogs be sinners? I know about Miss Piggy--she is going to the 9th Pig Hades--but what about Kermit?

rhyddid_rose · Apr 13, 2006

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Of course frogs are sinners! Anything that lays about eating flies and making annoying croaking noises and have green slimy skin and hops around must be evil, I tells ya......

EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pogue · Apr 13, 2006

Kermit is innocent, he was corrupted by Miss Piggy!

heron · Apr 13, 2006

He had judgmental thoughts about her, while keeping his back clean.

euphoria · Apr 18, 2006

How do you know whether or not Kermit has been baptized? Miss Piggy too, for that matter. I think Miss Piggy may have socked Kermit into the baptismal basin a couple of times.

heron · Apr 19, 2006

applepowerpc · Apr 20, 2006

Frogs are amphibious creatures. I'm sure he has been baptized several times.

w00dy · Aug 29, 2006

frogs are bad man -

Ragnaros · Sep 9, 2006

euphoria said:
How do you know whether or not Kermit has been baptized? Miss Piggy too, for that matter. I think Miss Piggy may have socked Kermit into the baptismal basin a couple of times.

No no, see, frog puppets are born without original sin. They therefore don't have to be baptized!

mrslinky · Sep 15, 2006

What about Oscar the grouch?

Renton405 · Oct 21, 2006

I would be really sad if kermie was condemed to hell. He never did anybody wrong :\

Animals are sinless I believe.. Thats why the jews sacrificed goats..

LamorakDesGalis · Oct 25, 2006

mrslinky said:
What about Oscar the grouch?

This question had me really thinking. But now its clear to me that Oscar the grouch embraces one of the 7 deadly sins, the sin of wrath. Cookie Monster embraces the sin of gluttony.

I was suprised to find that Bert and Ernie are popular theological authors. Here is a sample of what they have written:

The Muppet-Driven Life.

Bert and Ernie's Very Basic Short ABC Picture Guide to the Scriptures (Abridged).

Wooden you Know: Picking Ms. Piggy's Brains.

Modalism, Apollonarianism, or Eutychianism: What is Elmo Really Laughing About?

The Large Yellow Walking Fellow: Is Big Bird saved?

LamorakDesGalis · Oct 25, 2006

Renton405 said:
I would be really sad if kermie was condemed to hell. He never did anybody wrong :\

Animals are sinless I believe.. Thats why the jews sacrificed goats..

They only sacrificed goats because they didn't have muppets back then...

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