In Agreement?

They · Dec 31, 2005

A preacher had grown annoyed at a man who kept falling asleep in the pews. One Sunday morning he decided that he was going to make and example of him. In a soft voice he said, "Anyone who want's to go to heaven, stand up." Naturally all but the sleeping gentleman stood. When all were seated again he said "Anyone who wants to go to hell STAND UP!!" The sleeping man jolted to his feet. After looking around, he surmised the situation.

He looked at the preacher and said "I'm not sure what we're votin' fer, but it seems that you and I are the only one's in agreement."

SamBrown · Dec 31, 2005

I don't get it...

bumblebee62331 · Dec 31, 2005

SamBrown said:
I don't get it...

The preacher wanted to embarrass the man who slept through his sermons. So he jolted him awake, making the man jump to his feet when the preacher asked who wanted to go to Hell.

However, it backfired because the preacher was also standing at the pulpit (or just out the front) and the sleepy man said to him that he must be in agreement too because he is also standing (ie. that the preacher was going to Hell as well).

Ric · Dec 31, 2005

They said:
A preacher had grown annoyed at a man who kept falling asleep in the pews. One Sunday morning he decided that he was going to make and example of him. In a soft voice he said, "Anyone who want's to go to heaven, stand up." Naturally all but the sleeping gentleman stood. When all were seated again he said "Anyone who wants to go to hell STAND UP!!" The sleeping man jolted to his feet. After looking around, he surmised the situation.

He looked at the preacher and said "I'm not sure what we're votin' fer, but it seems that you and I are the only one's in agreement."

Do'h!

TheMainException · Dec 31, 2005

That is too good.

godisgr8 · Dec 31, 2005

LOL thats very funny!!!

tqpix · Jan 1, 2006

Hilarious.

oy! · Jan 1, 2006

lo!!!

tck1987 · Jan 1, 2006

hahaha

Lil'_Miss_Princess_Aimz · Jan 2, 2006

man thats funny... lesson: never do someting like that in church

blondiechick120 · Jan 3, 2006

me and my friend adam were sitting on either side of my dad. I was asleep on one shoulder; adam on the other. My dad's head was hangin down asleep in the middle...and my mom saw it all from the choir loft

PickADilly · Jan 3, 2006

They said:
A preacher had grown annoyed at a man who kept falling asleep in the pews. One Sunday morning he decided that he was going to make and example of him. In a soft voice he said, "Anyone who want's to go to heaven, stand up." Naturally all but the sleeping gentleman stood. When all were seated again he said "Anyone who wants to go to hell STAND UP!!" The sleeping man jolted to his feet. After looking around, he surmised the situation.

He looked at the preacher and said "I'm not sure what we're votin' fer, but it seems that you and I are the only one's in agreement."

OH dear

grrltoangl · Jan 3, 2006

nice joke! very funny!!

eturner74 · Jan 3, 2006

jehovahjireh2007 · Jan 18, 2006

I'll have to make sure I don't fall asleep in church! Lol

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