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Der Alte

This is me about 1 yr. old. when FDR was president
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Two elderly men were out bird hunting one had a medical condition which caused him to twitch and shake. They came upon a tree that was full of birds. The man with the condition aimed his gun at the tree but his condition caused the gun to jerk around a lot. Eventually he pulled the trigger and a bird fell. He was very excited. The other man said "Of course you hit one, you were aiming and the whole tree."
 
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Aryeh Jay

Replaced by a robot, just like Biden.
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An armed robber being killed in a robbery attempt and kids pointing guns at each other’s heads, I guess humor has changed since I last remember it.
 
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LittleLambofJesus

Hebrews 2:14.... Pesky Devil, git!
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One of my favorite shoot 'em up online games back in early 2000. Just go in and frag.
Most everyone liked the sniper LOL


Gotta take this with you when duck hunting........

 
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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. He was Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q. Which servant of God was the biggest lawbreaker (sinner) in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Who was the greatest female businessperson in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
 
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