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Got a good knock knock joke?

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strwy

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Jennae,
You brought out the silly in me


You are an

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Aww thank you
 
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This is a great joke, though it can be tough to find the right atmosphere in which to set it up.

Ask:
Will you remember me in a week?
What about a month?
Will you remember me in a year?

Allow a sufficient time to pass and say something about needing levity;

Then:
Knock knock.

Who's there?

You couldn't even remember me for 5 minutes!
 
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