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NoodlesNoodlesNoodles

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oooo so there IS a crush!

I see the womenfolk of CF are a bit amped up tonight.

No, I have no crush. I was speaking hypothetically. There was an implied "If I had a crush..." in that sentence.

Remember, I always have trapdoors in all my statements. I should have been a lawyer.
 
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NoodlesNoodlesNoodles

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See, you say you're an equal opportunist dater, but then you pull out the cat thing.

Darn you.
Oh, I'd still date a person who liked cats. Always have to see if their like tips the scales into madness or just... well... like. I maintain my EOD status.


The more you mention not liking cats, the greater the chances of you ending up with the rarest of cat ladies, the one who develops an overwhelming love of cats post-marriage.

I have truly suspected this. Everytime a person says "I will never... !" it's usually because they are self-aware of some shortcoming in themselves, and God is always trying to expose shortcomings, so that usually means... you'll get what you swore you'd never.



I will never marry a patient and kind women who enjoys talking about philosophy and taking long-haul bicycling tours. And likes hi-tops. And wears blunt bangs. And likes the color pink. And can debug my perl scripts.
 
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Oh, and back up to this post, I think the proper name is Koodles.



I can choose whatever cutesy name I want for you and your fake girlfriend.


That is the beauty of the internet and not being near enough to get a death stare or be swatted at
 
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I will never marry a patient and kind women who enjoys talking about philosophy and taking long-haul bicycling tours. And likes hi-tops. And wears blunt bangs. And likes the color pink. And can debug my perl scripts.

Remember to take that "I will never" list to all future social excursions.
 
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How could anyone hate cats? *looks at avatar* Pfft, crazy people...

True that.
Sure they kill things, shred things, shed everywhere, meow obnoxiously loud in your ear whenever you try and sleep, attempt to steal your breath (it's true...), but they're adorable bundles of fluff.

Except when they sit on electronics and get their hair in all the nooks and crannies, portable hairballs, awesome.
 
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wait a second, totally out of subject, but not long ago your age was 28! When was your birthday and how did i miss it?

he's a birthday ninja. one day he's 28, the next he's 84. no one knows how it happens.

Whitney is not Catz Catz' name is Caroline as in 'Sweet Caroline'

oh. whoops. my bad.
 
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I vote for a Curbwhibble and Noodles matchup.

I will name this couple "Curdles".

Curdoodles? Nurwoodles? Noowhibbles?

Just when I had X convinced that her pregnancy was not a topic of my thought life, you go and bring this up again.


Not happy, Jan. Not happy.
 
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Lord Herd and Leothelioness
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Curwhibble and Paldasan
Noodles and Ethnog
SingItOut and Edwards1984
Littletigress and Miles
PerhapsToday and SaraBelle



But I prolly made those matches before, mmuh.

I like this match. Sara is an amazing person.
 
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I vote for a Curbwhibble and Noodles matchup.

I will name this couple "Curdles".

You know why we're Curdles?
Because that's what would happen to our love, and there's no going back once love has curdled. No going back.




Oh WD, Lord Herd and Leothelioness is a nice match, a very nice match!

I am also intrigued by the LT/Miles matching, it seems workable.
 
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