Fun Poll...

ElijahFalling · Mar 29, 2007

If Satan were incarnate as a human being, what would his occupation be?

This is more for fun and entertainment, not a serious theological debate.

IamGodslittlegirl · Mar 29, 2007

ElijahFalling said:
If Satan were incarnate as a human being, what would his occupation be?

This is more for fun and entertainment, not a serious theological debate.

you forgot to list LAWYER

ElijahFalling · Mar 29, 2007

IamGodslittlegirl said:
you forgot to list LAWYER

Darn, I knew I was forgetting something.

CaDan · Mar 29, 2007

I'd vote lawyer.

s/ CaDan
Attorney at Law

KOTTMatt · Mar 29, 2007

he would be that guy that sits in the booth behind you blowing his nose in a restaurant while you eat.

IamGodslittlegirl · Mar 29, 2007

ElijahFalling said:
Darn, I knew I was forgetting something.

How about TV evangelists? or would Benny Hinn be in a category all by himself

ElijahFalling · Mar 29, 2007

IamGodslittlegirl said:
How about TV evangelists? or would Benny Hinn be in a category all by himself

Yeah, I should have included religious leader too.

IamGodslittlegirl · Mar 29, 2007

CaDan said:
I'd vote lawyer.

s/ CaDan
Attorney at Law

oops - not personal

I would LOVE to talk to you though. I suppose it should be private, though - don't worry, it's not pro bono

metherion · Mar 29, 2007

I think he'd be a polititian, if he isn't one already.

Metherion

GoodNewsJim · Mar 30, 2007

I don't see how this is a fun poll.

DanielRB · Mar 30, 2007

Peace, All

I put "Marketing Executive." He seems to be quite effective in marketing his particular "product."

In Christ,

Daniel

Margim · Mar 30, 2007

IamGodslittlegirl said:
you forgot to list LAWYER

Also my first thought, followed closely by dentist.

Rut · Mar 30, 2007

I think he should be a Political Leader.I think they have most power.They can manipulate so they get what they want

Normal · Mar 30, 2007

he would use politics to begin his take-over... he would seem very humble and appear to care for the people.

Rebekka · Mar 30, 2007

I voted for politician, but he could own large businesses too, or work in marketing - hey, he can do all these things at the same time. Maybe he already is.

Beasley · Mar 30, 2007

hummm, how about all of the above

Strong in Him · Mar 30, 2007

Jehovah's witness; Double glazing/conservatory/kitchen/timeshare salesman; anyone who sends spam or porno e mails.

mishmoo · Mar 30, 2007

He would have two occupations.. the man who hangs people, and grave digger. He already is leading so many people to their graves.

NiteClerk · Mar 30, 2007

What about a judge? They can invent, change and interperet laws to fit whatever suits their idologies.

Maynard Keenan · Mar 30, 2007

anything in the insurance industry

Fun Poll...

If Satan were a human being alive today, what would his occupation be?

Polititian / Political Leader

Military General

CEO

Marketing Executive

Hollywood Celebrity

Used Car Salesman

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I remember orange CF

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Slave of Allah

Just thinking...

All creation points to the almighty Creator.

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meow meow meow meow meow meow

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Great is thy faithfulness

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