there was a huge army marching towards israel. suddenly, they saw a Jew at the top of a hill.
"General! take these men! turn around! Go home. you do not belong here."
so the general sends a squad to go capture the Jew. they go over the hill, and the air is filled with gunfire and yelling...
then the Jew comes back over the hill. "General, I warned you! Go home!"
"Send a company" the general says to his lieutenant. Again, they go over the hill, there is gunfire and shouting, and the jew comes back over the hill.
"General, this is your last warning, do not come into israel. Go home!"
Finally the general is furious, and he sends a division over the hill. This time there is a huge amount of gunfire and shells exploding. finally, on wounded bleeding soldier limps back.
"It's a trap, there's two of them!"
on another note, have you noticed that God mad white meat on the 5th day and red meat on the 6th day?
"General! take these men! turn around! Go home. you do not belong here."
so the general sends a squad to go capture the Jew. they go over the hill, and the air is filled with gunfire and yelling...
then the Jew comes back over the hill. "General, I warned you! Go home!"
"Send a company" the general says to his lieutenant. Again, they go over the hill, there is gunfire and shouting, and the jew comes back over the hill.
"General, this is your last warning, do not come into israel. Go home!"
Finally the general is furious, and he sends a division over the hill. This time there is a huge amount of gunfire and shells exploding. finally, on wounded bleeding soldier limps back.
"It's a trap, there's two of them!"
on another note, have you noticed that God mad white meat on the 5th day and red meat on the 6th day?