Church Bulletin Bloopers

"For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs."


"The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church."
"The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession."
"Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door."
"Anointing of the sick ... If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request."
"The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment."
The sermon title this morning: WOMEN IN THE CHURCH
The closing song: RISE UP, O MEN OF GOD
The sermon this morning: GOSSIP ... THE SPEAKING OF EVIL
The closing song: I LOVE TO TELL THE STORY
The sermon this morning: CONTEMPORARY ISSUES # 3 ... EUTHANASIA The closing song: TAKE MY LIFE

My school's has a christian base, so we sing hymn during our morning assembly. Our headmaster came in, saw a person yawning and dragging his feet and yelled at him so loudly, that the whole hall(those huge school hall type) heard it loud and clear. The hmyn that day: "Make me a channel of your peace"

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