There was this Christian guy who hired out horses for riding. This other guy turned up and wanted to ride a horse. In conversation they discovered they were both Christians.
The owner said, well, as you are a brother in Christ, I will let you ride my special horse. He is a Christian horse! To start him walking you say Amen, to start him trotting you say "Glory to Jesus", to get him running in a full gallop you say "Praise the Lord" and to stop him you say Halleluiah.
So he got on the horse and said Amen. He then wanted a trot so he said Glory to Jesus, and the horse started trotting. He then thought he might go for a gallop so he shouted Praise the Lord. He was having a wonderful time galloping, till he realised the horse was galloping straight towards the edge of a cliff. He then said "woe boy, stop!", and realised he had forgotten how to get the horse to stop. He prayed then remembered and shouted "Halleluiah" and the horse stopped a foot before the edge of the cliff.
He then shouted "Phew, Praise the Lord!"
The owner said, well, as you are a brother in Christ, I will let you ride my special horse. He is a Christian horse! To start him walking you say Amen, to start him trotting you say "Glory to Jesus", to get him running in a full gallop you say "Praise the Lord" and to stop him you say Halleluiah.
So he got on the horse and said Amen. He then wanted a trot so he said Glory to Jesus, and the horse started trotting. He then thought he might go for a gallop so he shouted Praise the Lord. He was having a wonderful time galloping, till he realised the horse was galloping straight towards the edge of a cliff. He then said "woe boy, stop!", and realised he had forgotten how to get the horse to stop. He prayed then remembered and shouted "Halleluiah" and the horse stopped a foot before the edge of the cliff.
He then shouted "Phew, Praise the Lord!"