Once upon a time, there was a handsome doctor named Philip who had never met the beautiful Peace Corps volunteer, Cari. One day, out of nowhere, he decides to take a walk in the park, and as he's walking, he accidentally bumped into Cari, not knowing that she will be the woman who steals his heart away. He says, "Lo siento. Como esás?"
(Translation: I'm sorry. How are you?)
Cari had just moved to Madrid and did not understand a word of Spanish.
"I'm sorry, I don't know spanish." She said, looking into Phillips beautiful brown eyes, and her heart melted.
After scooping up her heart with a shovel and bucket (being a professional doctor), his nurse gave her a few lessons in Spanish. Little did they know as they dined later on the finest tapas in Madrid, Philipl's evil ex-girlfriend Katie was on a plane to Spain. She wanted to seperate the two lovebirds, and stab both of them in the back.
Katie stalked Cari and found out where she lived, then she set up traps to get Cari out of the way so she could have Phillip all to herself. Meanwhile, Philip had forgotten all about cheating Katie and was consumed with Cari - he took her to museums, fine restaurants, and to meet his family, who loved her immediately.
Katie not only wanted to stab Cari in the back, but she wanted to pretend she loved Phillip, then cheat on him to get back at him. So she rented a beautiful villa with a view over the bay. Katie decided she must find a way to befriend Cari without Philip finding out, because it was the only way she could overcome Cari and Philip's bond.So she invited Cari to celebrate "Bastile Day" in France with her (for those of you that don't know about Bastile Day, you throw firecrackers at people on this day). So they take the Subway, but they got separated.Then Kari meets her other ex from Texas,Billy Bob Joe Lewie Phillis McTrousers, Jr.
Billy Bob had travelled to Spain to win back Cari's heart, and met her in the tram as she headed for France and he for Madrid.
Cari was completely suprised when she met Billy Bob Joe Lewie Phillis McTrousers, Jr. (what a name!), and asked him what on earth he was in France for. He said he wanted to take her back to Fort Worth and marry her, which Katie unfortunately overheard.
Then Katie said "You two make a lovely couple", as she pushed the two of them on an airplane for Fort Worth. Cari was suddenly trapped with Billy Bob, who had once been a famous cowboy but now lived with his mother and smelled like rotten eggs.
Billy Bob Joe Lewie Phyllis McTrousers, Jr. said " you're really perdy!" Cari decided immediately that she must convince the pilot to turn around and head back to Madrid and to Phillip before Katie could hurt him. However, the pilot was on a coffee break with the Chief of Police. Cari realized that she would have to pilot the plane back to Spain!
I hope I learned something from Driver's Ed.!" she yelled as she pushed the pilot out of the way and took control of the plane. Cari was a natural flying the jumbo jet, and she landed right in the middle of the courtyard between the hospital and the peace corps volunteer station where she and Phillip had met. Unfortunately, there was a parade and they were stuck on the plane! As Cari looked mournfully out of the plane window, she saw Katie running after Phillip!
Cari pounded on the window, screaming for Phillip to get away, but he did not hear. So she signed to a man outside, and in turn, he warned Phillip. Phillip turned and began to run through the parade crowd toward Cari, but Katie could not have that!