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Ryder

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Great show! I love the part with the relic swindling.

Percy: Well, you won't be able to fool everyone. Look [Taking a red cloth from his sleeve] I have here a true relic.
Edmund: What is it?
Percy: [Unwraps the cloth] It is a bone from the finger of our Lord. It cost me 31 pieces of silver.
Edmund: Good Lord. Is it real?
Percy: It is, My Lord. Baldrick, you stand amazed.
Baldrick: I am -- I thought they only came in boxes of ten. [He opens a box of finger bones]
Percy: What?!

Hilarious!
 
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cygnusx1

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Slackbladder , er , I mean Blackadder is great

I bought the Christmas show on dvd , recently and if you want a good little something and it's not on TV this Christmas I suggest you buy it and wrap it and watch it over the hols.

I also bought the very last show , a one off that included a time travel machine..........hillarious
 
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He is Yahweh

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'And now, the man behind this election mystery, the voter himself, and his name is Mr E bla...Mr. Blackadder, you are the only voter in this rotten borough?'

'Yes thats right'

'How long have you lived in this consituancy?'

'Since last wednesday, when the old voter acidentally brutally stabbed himself in the stomach while shaving'

'1 voter, 16,472 votes...a slight anomaly wouldnt you say?'
 
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Andy Broadley

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Sounds like an American Presidential election (oops wash my mouth out)
 
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Hey Andy and HisY, is Black Adder still run on BBC in rerun, or is it only we in the U.S. who have PBS replaying it? I sure there are plenty of hilarious "Britcoms" as we call them here, but Are You Being Served, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Red Dwarf and Black Adder are some of the funniest exports England has ever produced. I'm so glad that PBS shows these... oh wait, I forgot Coupling... shows on the weekends.

The world would be less jockular place without these imports.
 
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