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Audiomechanic said:
On the lighter side of things, I am going to try and sell my house. NOAG!.....err......I mean Miss Burger King.....maam.......um.....do you think you can use your scepter of flame broiledness to help my house sell?
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Hey, I need a house! I'm sick of living here and my mom says I'll only be able to get a Chihuahua when I get my own house. You think you could ship it over here? I'll give you THREE coconuts and, um, *counts* 24 cents!













>_>

<_<

*waits 'til Audio goes away*

*secretly hides a small statue of Saint Joseph in Audio's lawn and starts praying*

*Audio comes out with the hose*

AHHH!!!! *runs*

Audio: Those darn Catholics! GET OUT OF MY LAWN!!! *gets the statue, throws it away, and places some Catholic-repelling powder there instead*

*Catholics start gathering on his backyard to pray the rosary*

No wonder Audio's trying to sell his house.

Good luck!!!
 
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