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ttreg said:
Naog live with me! Here is the reason why:
Genesis 2:24 24Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. So you have to leave your parents home and live with me!
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No... You live with me. *glues herself to her house*

Here is the reason why:
Genesis 2:24 24Therefore shall a MAN leave HIS father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

It doesn't say anything about a woman.
 
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I just noticed... my parents aren't home.

I just noticed that my parents aren't home and my little brother is glued to the TV in his room.

I just noticed that my parents aren't home, my little brother is glued to the TV in his room and I still have a Pirates of the Caribbean 2 DVD to watch.

I just noticed that my parents aren't home, my little brother is glued to the TV in his room, I still have a Pirates of the Caribbean 2 DVD to watch and there is a full bottle of cider (I just love cider!) in the freezer that I could drink whole without anyone to stop me!

I just noticed I have a killer one-girl party to throw.

Buh-bye everyone!
 
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