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beat you up gud by golly

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Ole lived across the river from Clarence, whom he didn't like at all.

They all the time were yelling across the river at each other. Ole would yell to Clarence, "If I had a vay to cross dis river, I'd come over dere an beat you up gud, yeah sure ya betcha by golly!" This went on for years. Finally the state built a bridge across the river right there by their houses.

Ole's wife, Lena, says, "Now is yur chance, Ole. Vhy don't you go over dere and beat up dat Clarence like you said you voud?"


Ole says, "OK, by yiminy, I tink I vill do yust dat". Ole started for the bridge but he sees a sign on the bridge and he stops to read it, then he turns around and comes back home. Lena asked, "Vhy did you come back?"

Ole said, " Lena , I tink I change my mind 'bout beatin' up dat Clarence. You know, dey put a sign on da bridge dat says 'Clarence is 13 ft. 6 in.' You know, he don't look near dat big ven I yell at him from across da river."

 

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I'm a "Commodities Relocation Specialist" (aka Truck Driver). Late one night I missed my exit and got off at the next one. The underpass said 13'7"; my trailer was 13'6". I made it, but I could hear the top of the trailer scraping the underside of the bridge. I imagine I shined up the top a bit. I probably won't do that again.
 
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