3 men die and go to Heaven.
God looks at them and says,"As you all know, there's nothing any man can hide from me.
So If any of you lie to me you're going straight to hell."
He then looks at man No 1 and asks, "How faithfull were you to your wife?"
"Lord you know I was 100% faithfull to my wife and never betrayed her." the man answers
"Well done my good and faithful servant." says God , "I'm giving you a mansion with an olympic sized pool and a Dodge Viper sports car.
He then looks at man No 2 and asks, "How faithfull were you to your wife?"
The man bursts into tears and says, "I'm sorry Lord! I cheated on her once. We were having marriage problems but we worked them out."
"At least you're honest," says God "I'm giving you a 3 bedroom house and dented BMW."
He then looks at man No 3 and asks, "How faithfull were you to your wife?"
The man bursts into tears and says, "I'm sorry Lord! I must have cheated on her 100 times. It's not my fault all...."
"There's no excuse!" interupts God, "For that I'm giving you a 1 bedroom apartment and a rusted truck that hardly starts!"
A few days man No 2 and 3 see man No 1 bawling his eyes out in his Dodge Viper.
"What's your problem?" they ask, "Just look at the house and car you ended up with."
"I saw my wife the other day!" the man cries, "and she was riding out a tin shack on a skate board!"
God looks at them and says,"As you all know, there's nothing any man can hide from me.
So If any of you lie to me you're going straight to hell."
He then looks at man No 1 and asks, "How faithfull were you to your wife?"
"Lord you know I was 100% faithfull to my wife and never betrayed her." the man answers
"Well done my good and faithful servant." says God , "I'm giving you a mansion with an olympic sized pool and a Dodge Viper sports car.
He then looks at man No 2 and asks, "How faithfull were you to your wife?"
The man bursts into tears and says, "I'm sorry Lord! I cheated on her once. We were having marriage problems but we worked them out."
"At least you're honest," says God "I'm giving you a 3 bedroom house and dented BMW."
He then looks at man No 3 and asks, "How faithfull were you to your wife?"
The man bursts into tears and says, "I'm sorry Lord! I must have cheated on her 100 times. It's not my fault all...."
"There's no excuse!" interupts God, "For that I'm giving you a 1 bedroom apartment and a rusted truck that hardly starts!"
A few days man No 2 and 3 see man No 1 bawling his eyes out in his Dodge Viper.
"What's your problem?" they ask, "Just look at the house and car you ended up with."
"I saw my wife the other day!" the man cries, "and she was riding out a tin shack on a skate board!"