Attn Annabel Lee

Annabel Lee · Jul 24, 2002

Harumph!
Klingons do NOT eat anything as prosaicly human as ...*melba toast*.
Banish the thought from your mind my confused green troublemaker!
Maybe Gerry took it.

VOW · Jul 24, 2002

Klingons, however, would definitely find "Toasted Melba" on their menus. Medium-rare.

Peace,
~VOW

Gerry · Jul 24, 2002

Of course I took the Melba Toast! I had no choice. I was having an attack of the munchies, and there were no cruchberries, since by friend Brimshack has hogged the world's supply!

But it was nor satisfying, because I needed the Crunchberries to deal with the tradgedy of your ruthless abduction of Mr. Rogers!!! How could you stoop that low?

I intercepted a message he was able to broadcast from a spacecraft drifting helplessly in space. He was trying desperately to get a message to Brim. I have proof it was him, by his signature song.

You Are Special

You are my friend
You are special
You are my friend
You're special to me.
You are the only one like you.
Like you, my friend, I like you.

In the daytime
In the nighttime
Any time that you feel's the right time
For a friendship with me, you see
F-R-I-E-N-D special
You are my friend
You're special to me.
There's only one in this wonderful world
You are special.

I have it on tape. He was singing this song with a special dedication to the green faced alien hybrid!

What is it you want Annabel? When Brim gets word of this he will not be pleasant to deal with! I hope you are prepared for the worst!

Brimshack · Jul 24, 2002

Not MR. ROGERS!!! He's Singing. I can't take it! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gerry · Jul 24, 2002

Afraid so! It is a very SPECIAL day in the neighborhood! Where ever his neighborhood is today! And he doesn't even have his "comfy" shoes!

Gerry · Jul 24, 2002

BTW! Could you spare a few Crunch Berries?

Brimshack · Jul 25, 2002

You can have my whole reserve supply. I'll even de-activate the cellular sublimation fuel that Annabel loaded into it, just NO MORE Mr. Rogers, please no.

Gerry · Jul 25, 2002

Oh, I see! I have been duped! I wish my friend from far away were here to see this. But, I remember now, she is never coming back. Duped twice!! Then I too shall go away! Annabel it is over! You have won! Congratulations!

Brimshack · Jul 25, 2002

No she can't win. She can't. If we allow Annabel to win, then all the billiard tables in the world will be pink colored and all TV stations will show nothing but Star Treck episodes featuring Klingons women. All aruments will end with rounds of mandatory Kumbaya singing, Califorfnia will declared the capital of the world, and we willl all have to accept the truth of the Rice Crispy Creed. and Melba Toast will be banned, as will hard tack and peanut butter. No more hard tack and peanut butter! the horror of it all.

DeleseRose · Jul 27, 2002

And what's wrong with star treck episodes featuring klingon women?. GRRRRRRRRRRRR

Annabel Lee · Jul 28, 2002

Thank you Rose232! Brim has always had a problem with Klingon women. He just doesn't understand them.

I think we should all form a circle, join hands and sing for Brimshack. You too Gerry! Everyone sing now...
Kumbaya

Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord kumbaya

Someone's crying my Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying my Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying my Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord kumbaya

Somebody's singing Lord, Kumbaya (Oh-oh-oh)
Somebody's singing Lord, Kumbaya (Oh-oh-oh)
Somebody's singing Lord, Kumbaya,
Singing Rainstorm, Firewind, Kumbaya.
Kumbaya, kumbaya. (clap, clap)
Kumbaya, kumbaya. (clap, clap)
Kumbaya, kumbaya. (clap, clap)
Kumbaya, kumbaya. (clap, clap)

Don't you feel BETTER now, dear?

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Plan 9 · Jul 28, 2002

Originally posted by Annabel Lee
You must go to Barstow and pick up Maribel!
(7-11,3:27pm,shiny spaceship)If not, life on this tiny, backward planet you call home will be infested by million of Borg Drones. All human kind will lose it's individuality and become ONE WITH THE BORG! Do you want to be responsible for civilization as we know it crumbling to ruins.

 

:: We are the Borg.  We have come to add Brimshack's biological and cultural distinctiveness to our own, as we did with his sister in Barstow.  Prepare to be assimilated, Brimshack.  Resistance is futile. ::

DeleseRose · Jul 28, 2002

Great avatar plan 9

Plan 9 · Jul 28, 2002

Why, Thank you, Rose!!!

Gerry · Jul 28, 2002

Assimilate Brimshack??? LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! That would be like swallowing a live rattle snake. Who would have who??? LOLOLOLOL!!!

Annabel Lee · Jul 28, 2002

Poor Brimshack
You don't stand a chance now that I have Seven of Nine on my team. Give up Alien/Human Hybrid Green Troll Boy!
Gerry, there is still time for you to join us.
Mr Rogers said, "Hello" and dedicated this song to you!

It's Such a Good Feeling
It's such a good feeling to know you're alive.
It's such a happy feeling: You're growing inside.
And when you wake up ready to say,
"I think I'll make a snappy new day."
It's such a good feeling, a very good feeling,
The feeling you know that we're friends.

Gerry · Jul 28, 2002

Join you? nah! I am FREE at last. Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose. I have already lost everything. My love is gone. My friends. And I am the butt of many jokes. One man's wife tells me to leave him alone and never speak to him or she will do horrible things to me. Another man takes my best friend away in front of me and rubs my nose in it. And now even Mr. Rogers is gone. What is there for me to join? And what is there to fight for?

I don't feel like being good anymore. I have learned that no good deed will go unpunished. I am so tired of being punished for my good deeds. It is bad enough to be punished for my misdeeds. Oh well, at least the green faced human/hybrid has always been nice to me! I am lucky at that!

Annabel Lee · Jul 28, 2002

. Oh well, at least the green faced human/hybrid has always been nice to me! I am lucky at that!

Gerry, I am flabbergasted! I've always been nice to you.. even though you were a mere human.
Look..Just let me and Seven of Nine know who is bothering you and we will take care of them.
Understand? You have friends in high places.

PS..What happened to your avatar? Everytime I go away for a few days you lose your avatar. I'm going to send you a Vulcan one.

Plan 9 · Jul 28, 2002

:: We are the Borg. Join us, Gerry. We are your friends and there are millions of us. Leave this drab planet and explore the universe with us. We will destroy your enemies. Please comply. ::

Btw, Brimshack ran over your dog today...

Annabel Lee · Jul 28, 2002

Uh Gerry....What happened to your PM Box? How am I supposed to send you PM's when you don't have a PM Box!!??

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