Attn Annabel Lee

Plan 9 · Oct 23, 2003

What's more, your motives are pure.

Fortunately, my back-up sensor grid is sufficient to find the pods hidden in your homes and destroy them. Again.

Brimshack · Oct 23, 2003

That's true. My misanthropy is an end in itself, and I have no ulterior motives for my general crankiness. I am a bad man through and through.

Pod-people are everywhere; please commense final solution at once Plan 9. Annabel must be stopped.

Plan 9 said:
What's more, your motives are pure.

Fortunately, my back-up sensor grid is sufficient to find the pods hidden in your homes and destroy them. Again.

Plan 9 · Oct 23, 2003

Brimshack said:
That's true. My misanthropy is an end in itself, and I have no ulterior motives for my general crankiness. I am a bad man through and through.

Pod-people are everywhere; please commense final solution at once Plan 9. Annabel must be stopped.

Annabel is not responsible; I remove more pods from her dwelling in a week's time than from anyone else's.

Unfortunately, my starship is not of sufficient capacity to effectively transport and resettle those who not desire podness. Therefore, I cannot yet commence the final solution.

Brimshack · Oct 23, 2003

Sure you can. All you have to do is recalibrate the warp drive, and replace your um crystals. Then give the machine a kick, and watch 'em blow up.

Plan 9 · Oct 23, 2003

Those would be the dilithium crystals. Please remind me not to allow you perform any ship's maintenance once we are underweigh; such assistance could prove the final solution for us all.

Brimshack · Oct 23, 2003

oh, um

was this gadget important?

Annabel Lee · Jul 8, 2004

Brimshack said:
oh, um

was this gadget important?

Uh oh...finally found out where Brim has been for the last few months.
He's obviously gone through a time warp and is now, as we speak, living among the Neandertal people and attempting to teach the wisdom of "The Joys of Neiztche" and "Do Not Suffer a Klingon to Live!"

Plan 9 · Jul 8, 2004

Annabel Lee said:
Uh oh...finally found out where Brim has been for the last few months.
He's obviously gone through a time warp and is now, as we speak, living among the Neandertal people and attempting to teach the wisdom of "The Joys of Neiztche" and "Do Not Suffer a Klingon to Live!"

I deeply dislike temporal anomalies. They are too fine an example of Nieztche's adage that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger to suit me.
Precisely which of the Delta Flyer's "gadgets" was he toying with when he was displaced?
No...I no longer have a chronoton device aboard. Captain Braxton of the Federation Timeship, the Relativity, sometimes (or somewhen) suffers from temporal psychosis, and is better avoided.
I do not understand how this event occured, K'Ehleyr. Nevertheless, perhaps we should attempt to trace and retrieve him?

Annabel Lee · Jul 8, 2004

Not to worry.
I have a chronoton device which I stole..I mean *liberated* from a Ferengi trader.
He made a comment about clothing wearing females and I had to teach him a lesson.
He should be out of intensive care in a few days.

Seven of Nine, I'll need some time to trace Brim's time coordinates...I just pray he didn't mess with the time line.

He wouldn't do that, would he?

Smilin · Jul 9, 2004

Brimshack said:
oh, um

was this gadget important?

Famous last words

Smilin · Jul 9, 2004

Annabel Lee said:
Not to worry.
I have a chronoton device which I stole..I mean *liberated* from a Ferengi trader.
He made a comment about clothing wearing females and I had to teach him a lesson.
He should be out of intensive care in a few days.

Gee, I missed another bar brawl......

BigToe · Jul 9, 2004

smilin- why is it you never talk to me anymore

Snowy · Jul 9, 2004

Annabel Lee · Jul 10, 2004

Smilin said:
Gee, I missed another bar brawl......

Oh baby, I'm sorry.

As soon as Quark is released from the hospital..I'll beat him up again, just for you.

Annabel Lee · Jul 10, 2004

BigToe said:
smilin- why is it you never talk to me anymore

Smilin...why don't you talk to her anymore??!!

Hi BigToe.

Smilin isn't here too much anymore. He just swoops through, makes a few posts, then is gone.

BigToe · Jul 10, 2004

annabel. you're sweet. its ok. smilin used to leave me a pm every now and again. i miss him.

USincognito · Jul 10, 2004

Attn: Annabel Lee

If you're reading this then you already know what this message is in regard to so disregard it.

Plan 9 · Jul 19, 2004

Pardon my absence, K'Ehleyr; I was imprisoned by Pod People. When I failed to sleep for a number of days, they wandered off, as is their wont, and I found myself free to return. They're becoming a problem.

Annabel Lee said:
Not to worry.
I have a chronoton device which I stole..I mean *liberated* from a Ferengi trader.
He made a comment about clothing wearing females and I had to teach him a lesson.
He should be out of intensive care in a few days.

That would be Quark? I also dislike the manner in which he importunes me.

Seven of Nine, I'll need some time to trace Brim's time coordinates...I just pray he didn't mess with the time line.

He wouldn't do that, would he?

He is, as you put it, living among the Neandertal people and attempting to teach the wisdom of "The Joys of Neiztche" and "Do Not Suffer a Klingon to Live!". He inevitably will alter the timeline if left in place; it is in his nature to do so.

I see others have joined us?

Lbiagm · Jul 19, 2004

wonders into the thread.

Plan 9 · Jul 19, 2004

Greetings, Lbiagm.

You are well, I trust?

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