Attn Annabel Lee

allieisme · Aug 7, 2002

Think I need to go back to page #1

Gerry · Aug 7, 2002

Don't strat with the manipulating Q stuff!!! I am wise to the whole thing. I know you are ALL in bed together, and it is me you are against. But I warn you, the day comes when I will remember my friends. THAT will be easy because I can count them on my fingers and have 10 left, unless I turn completely green first, like you. Then it will be 11.

Gerry · Aug 7, 2002

Originally posted by allieisme
Think I need to go back to page #1

The only place you need to go is out of here, and at a high rate of speed. This is NO place for little girls. This place is filled with dog eating, crunchberry hoarding, Klingon, human/hybrid green trolls, and other evil too horrible to describe.

Run for your life before they catch you and turn you over to the borg collective! Or worse, turn you GREEN!

Annabel Lee · Aug 7, 2002

.You don't really believe I would leave my cell phone with you while I was powdering my nose, do you Brim? It was a test..a test you failed! My brother K'Plett was observing you the entire time, silly troll, and saw you attach the electronic tracking device. (How you didn't notice a 7 ft Klingon watching you is beyond me)It was removed when you went to use the little boys room.
I should have listened to my big brother. You can not be trusted.It's a pity because I had such plans for you my Green Nemesis.

Brimshack · Aug 7, 2002

Oh Allie, do be careful; they already have Gerry. (sob!) I can't let a fellow Arizonan come to harm. Whatever you do, make sure that you do NOT read any of the verbs in Annabels posts. Or if you do, you must chew fruit stripe gum and mutter the words to a sea chanty. DO BE CAREFUL ALLIE!

Annabel Lee · Aug 7, 2002

Brim dear..I still have your green striped socks in my purse.
I am still mortified that you jumped into the fountain at Ceasar's Palace.

Brimshack · Aug 7, 2002

Your Klingon friend has taken ill as a result of contact narcotics (hmm?), but do not worry he has been thoroughly deprogramed and will be released from the hospital on Thursday. The real bug was in the chicken quesedilla. It is now lodged in your stomach and will be reporting on your activities for the next 10 years. heeheheeeheheheheeeheehehhahaahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHHHAWHAWHAW!

Gerry, you are not really green; it is a hallucination, which Annabel is using to ensure that you are still under her spell. If you can break her hold on you, you will see immediately that you are the same old Gerry (that looked for more like Sir Allec Guinness than Hannibal Lector, BTW).

Don't even bother Q, I have anticipated your manipulations, and they have been broken as easily as changing the channel. I will remove the 'Q' from all of the keyboards at my place of employment, and thus are you defeated. HA!

Gerry · Aug 7, 2002

Oh you guys never give it up! You may as well. I am not the fool I get the credit for being. I did not live 200 years for nothing. I admit it took a long time for me to learn anything, but just this week I learned, and boy did I learn. Oh well. Whatch your powdered Klingon nose and the green thing next to you. You will never be King and Queen of anything except your own nightmares. I have chewed a shipload of Freedent gum and ran backward around the town square reciting the Russian alphabet in French 47 times from the middle. I will never be anyones fool again.

allieisme · Aug 7, 2002

Originally posted by Gerry
 

  This is NO place for little girls. 

 

HMM...I wont even bother with it.

Brimshack · Aug 7, 2002

Good ! That was the other cure. You are free of her influence now, look and you will find your skin is not green after all. Gerry is saved from the powers of darkness, and she is foiled yet again.

Annabel Lee · Aug 7, 2002

I never ate the chicken quesedilla.I just made it appear like I did, my silly green friend. Do you think that a Klingon operative of my calibre couldn't fool you? HA! I ate those seafood appatizer things that you insisted on ordering.
Gerry don't be fooled and manipulated by Brimshack. He is trying to turn you against me! It's part of his plan for world domination. Do not be deceived!
I still haven't decided what I'm going to do with your socks, Brim.
Do you want them back? HA HA HA HA!!! (Insert maniacal laughter)

Annabel Lee · Aug 7, 2002

Originally posted by allieisme

 

HMM...I wont even bother with it.

Allieisme! I can use some help..get back here! Don't listen to the simple males..(sorry Gerry)

Gerry · Aug 7, 2002

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHELOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOL

Nice try! But I rode 23.6 miles on a unicycle balanced on my head and pedaling with my Hands while singing the Austrian National Anthem. THAT made me immune to any false sense of security. But YOU, YOU ate pasta with a Klingon in public. All that did was make you a reject of the borg collective. Muahhhaaahahahahahahahaha. Oh the shame of it. To be REJECTED by the borg! And the two of you playing with the infantile Q! What shame.

Annabel Lee · Aug 7, 2002

What happened here, Gerry? I thought we were on the same team..(sniff) The Evil Green One got to you, didn't he? Just because I'm a Klingon (albeit beautiful) doesn't mean I don't have feelings. A little known fact about Klingons is our sensitivity. THAT"S why we're always killing our enemies..because we are so SENSITIVE!
GOT IT?

Gerry · Aug 7, 2002

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You think I can be fightened by a beautiful Klingon???? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Not after playing jacks with BOTH hand behind my back while bouncing the ball with my nose and picking the jacks up with my mouth for 13 hours straight. NOTHING can frighten me again. Not even the BAD one from up north, lurking in the shadows there. I have been threatened by great evil but I have protected my self. Wait till the Green one discovers how! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *insert never ending diabolical laughter* I was a good guy. But you two (with a little help from one I love) have turned me into what you see. Hope you can live with your new crteation.

Annabel Lee · Aug 7, 2002

You're starting to scare me Gerry. Maybe you should stick with Brim.

Gerry · Aug 7, 2002

OH? Is that what you really want? Or are you saying that because you think that is what I want to hear? Or maybe you think I will believe the opposite so I really will stay with you. Or is it that you really do want me to stay with Brim and you think I will think you mean the opposite so in the end I will in fact stay with Brim. Or could it be that you really are desperately wanting me to be with you and you have no idea what may work so you are willing to try anything.

Well at least now we know who is afraid of who here. At any rate I will eat a bowl of fruit loops and ride my wheel chair around the block backwards before going to bed. That will protect me from any attacks in my sleep.

Don't worry about not wanting me anymore. You are only the second beautiful woman to dump me in 24 hours. I am immune to heartbreak.

Brimshack · Aug 7, 2002

Alright, now I'm getting scared too. What have you done to Gerry Annabel?

Annabel Lee · Aug 7, 2002

ME!? Why is it always ME!?
What did YOU do to Gerry?

Wait a second...Gerry started changing when Q showed up. Q is manipulating my friend Gerry!
Evil Green One..I think we should declare a temporary truce, join forces and save our friend Gerry from the dastardly and non-humanoid Q.
What do you say? Do you TRUST me enough to put aside your pettiness for a noble cause?

Didaskomenos · Aug 7, 2002

Bravo! Congratulations on your none-too-quick analysis of my role. However, I can tell you that my only real ploy is spreading paranoia in every one of you! First, Brimshack snaps at my helping non-corporeal hand like a rabid green dog, and then it spread like wildfire. Go read the last 2 pages of your communiques, and you'll discover my power at work.

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