or... How to Clean the Bathroom Mirror
This true story takes place in a junior high school like most junior high schools across this great country. Like all junior highs this one was full of girls obsessed about their appearance and who were all learning how to improve it with makeup.
In an isolated bathroom at the far end of the school, near the gymnasium one could go in at any given time of day and find dozens of lipstick kisses on all the mirrors. Now, anyone who has tried to clean lipstick off a mirror knows how hard it is. The janitors and the teachers had tried and tried to get the girls to stop placing these greasy smears on the mirrors, to no avail. Everyday new kisses would appear on the mirrors.
One day the principal was walking by and saw how much fun the girls were having as they pretended to be kissing their boyfriends in the mirrors and she hit upon an idea. She walked in and took all the girls names, there were almost a dozen girls in the bathroom, and told them all to meet her back in that bathroom after school.
When the appointed time came all the girls gathered in the bathroom with the principal and the janitor, Rusty. The principal smiled and said to the girls, "As you know we've had some trouble keeping the lipstick stains off these mirrors. In an effort to appeal to your kindness and courtesy I wanted to have Rusty show you how hard it is to clean these mirrors every night." On cue, Rusty took a squeegie from his cart, walked into a toilet stall and soaked the squeegie in the toilet water. Purposefully, Rusty sponged each mirror and squeegied it dry.
No more kisses were found on any mirrors in the school ever again.