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Acting up in Sunday School

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Ashbee02

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Two elementary age boys were acting up in Sunday School. The Sunday School teacher called them down several times, switched their seats, and had them read to try and distract them... Nothing worked so finally she said, "Boys we are going to talk to the pastor."

The boys were ushered into the preacher's office and sat in two big chairs in front of his desk. The preacher, deciding to try and explain why they were wrong through explaining that God was in heaven and wanted them there one day, very sternely looks at the boys and asks, "Boys, were is God?"

The boys' faces go white and they both stare at each other wide-eyed. The preacher growing impatient again asks, "Boys, were IS God?"

Both of the boys jumped out and attempted to dash out the door. The preacher managed to grab one of the boys by the arm and in a huff asked, "What in the world is wrong?"

The boy, fear stricken, quickly responded, "God's gone missin' and the're blaming us!" lol Hahaha