about a person game

lucypevensie said:

I think every message board has this topic posted at some time(s) or another. So I'll be the next one to post it here. What does your user name mean? Mine: my real name is not Lucy (bet you'll never guess what it REALLY is). Anyway, my user name is the name of a favorite literary character, the Lucy in the Narnia Chronicles.

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AngelAmidala said:

I'm starting things early....a pre-party for the 1 year birthday of The King's Tavern....because all great parties start out with a pre-party!

Bring on the root beer!

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AngelAmidala said:

Cherry cola?

What happened to the root beer?

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MissWendyWings said:

A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter
hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find
on ice fishing.

For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the
field. Finally she decided she knew enough, and out she went for her
first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the
tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment
had its own special place in her kit.

When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her
padded stool, and carefully laid out her tools. Just as she was about
to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed,
"There are no fish under the ice!"

Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further
along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started
to cut a new hole. Again the voice from above
bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!"

Amazed, the blonde wasn't quite sure what to do, as this certainly
wasn't covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved
to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments
to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything
up perfectly -- tools in the right place, chair positioned just so.
Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again,
"There are no fish under the ice!"

Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked "Is that you Lord?"

The voice boomed back, "No, this is the manager of the skating rink!"

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Solomon Spade said:

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender comes over, and asks for his order. The man says, "I'll have a rootbeer," and turns to the ostrich. "What about you?"

"I'll have a rootbeer too," says the ostrich. The bartender pours the drinks and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a rootbeer," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender. "Well, I'm feeling more like a rootbeer float today " says the man. "Same for me," says the ostrich.

"That will be $6.20," says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar. The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount
of money will always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The bartender asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man replies "My second wish was for a chick with long legs."

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