A List of Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:

bill'swife · Dec 22, 2005

Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that ... uh ... that uh ... thingy
There go the lights again ...
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
What do you mean, he's not insured?
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

Phil413 · Dec 22, 2005

notanordinarygirl · Dec 22, 2005

Bwahaha!!! That would be so wickedly cool if that happened!!! xD

SuperBee · Dec 22, 2005

Where am I suppose to connect the postitive and negative terminals?

shakingthedustoffmyfeet · Dec 22, 2005

What? The storm is headed in this direction?

SuperBee · Dec 22, 2005

Dr. Nick: Hiya everybody!
Everybody: Hiya Dr. Nick!

(For those that don't get it, it's a Simpons reference.)

hazeleyes80 · Dec 22, 2005

I wouldn't want to hear anything during surgery. I'd prefer to be under anesthesia.

Kiwicee · Dec 22, 2005

Well personally I would never want to hear anything anyway, because if I could hear, that would mean I was alert and could feel everything.

eturner74 · Dec 23, 2005

godisgr8 · Dec 24, 2005

oy! · Dec 24, 2005

shakingthedustoffmyfeet · Dec 24, 2005

"Uh oh. I forgot to scrub in."

Spectre01 · Dec 24, 2005

LOL!!! Good ones

KnowBeDo · Dec 24, 2005

I thought you said the LEFT one!!
Wanna see something funny?
..no, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Doctor. Doctor!, DOCTOR!?!
I wish I hadn't eaten that last burrito.
YOU'RE FIRED!!!

Kiwicee · Dec 24, 2005

I don't know if this one has been posted but...

"Can you stop that thing from beating...it's throwing off my concentration!"

god4us · Dec 25, 2005

bill'swife said:
Oops!

Has anyone seen my watch?

Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that ... uh ... that uh ... thingy

There go the lights again ...

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

What do you mean, he's not insured?

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

lol

TheMainException · Dec 25, 2005

I think I'd die If my doc said that!

KnowBeDo · Dec 25, 2005

Who ordered the pastrami on rye?

Jebediah · Dec 25, 2005

"Hey! Wow! Where'd that thing go? Keep track of that thing, we might need it later!"

KnowBeDo · Dec 25, 2005

*smack* I should've had a V-8

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