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7 days in the driveway.

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marc

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The conversations before the flood. Can you think of any more?


Ah, dad. Yes son. Ah, we've been in this ark for 6 days now. Yes, I know that son. Well, ah, dad, were still in the driveway and I don't see any rain yet. Well, just be patient son. Dad, CNN is outside and they are going to air this whole thing. Shem, just relax and go feed the animal. Well, dad, if it doesn't start raining tomorrow I am out of hear, and I'm taking my dog with me!
 

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Son: Oh... mom!
Mom: What?
Son: Dad's on one of his vanity projects again!
Mom: Oh dear, what now son?
Son: He wants to build this big boat and float around!
Mom: What? Why's that?
Son: Ehh... he thinks God told him too. I told him to see someone about those hallucinations but he refuses.
Mom: I'll talk to him.
 
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