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Writer's Block

What did you expect from a blog called "Writer's Block?" Something long? Intelligent? A Godly message? I have writer's block for crying out loud! That means I don't know what to say or how to say it. It means there's no message...no blog...nothing important to say.

Are you still here? What is it that you want? Sheesh you're demanding!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?? Pronounce it with me: w-r-i-t-e-r-s b-l-o-c-k.

Don't make me report you for trespassing on my blog. It's MY blog. And you're still here even though I have nothing to say. Do you need to use my phone? Go to the bathroom? Want a glass of water? While you're here I might as well fix you some breakfast. Pancakes okay? You like round sausage or links?

Now that you're done eating, it's time to go. Leave my blog. I don't have anything else to say. My mind is blank. It's cramping up. Stuck like peanut butter on the roof of your mouth. Come back tomorrow...maybe I'll have something interesting to say. Maybe.