write something nonsensical, surreal, silly. (3)

[fleamailman]

repost from elsewhere, goblin chatting with KK

Are you getting many refugees?

("...no none from america as of yet it seems..." replied the goblin, then adding "...but joking apart, if here in switzerland we vote "no" to doing something then that just becomes law...")

we let them in for their votes

("...yes, with fascism at the top and socialism at the bottom, what's happening in america isn't some one off then, so much as an eventuality wherever unchecked long tern democracy is put in place..." replied the goblin seeing it as little different from the slow fall of western roman empire then)

I dont think anything is falling. The pendulum is just swinging in one direction. It will swing back

("...nope, it won't go back to what it was before though, instead it'll go to war, why because you only have to look at history to see america as the last one of a long line of empires that have faltered due to their finances...")

a democracy cant be run as a socialist country

"...it already is though, I mean what aspect of a socialist state is not being implemented in america today where socialism is obama care, foodstamps, entitlements, etc. , meanwhile what aspect of fascism is not seen at the top where fascism is the stuff like too big to fail, national defence authorization act, national security apparatus, etc., ..." inquired the knowing that most democracies to date were nothing more than buying votes at the bottom while selling favours at the top in a system that was quite unsustainable long term but where politicians couldn't afford to think long term though lest them miss the gravy train, adding "...ah no, america cannot exempt itself from the course of history here, so it will survive in its entity at least just like the other empires have done so too, only that it will be surpassed by whatever comes next, that is after this ongoing proxy war that marks the transition period while masking the truth of its bankruptcy that is unmentioned in the media..."

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[FredVB]

Meanwhile at this time the creatures still in the great structure provided to them saw that world slip away and a night sky with still its little lights which were stars appear, and start moving from one side of that clear structure to the other for a while, until as it stopped another sun appeared from the stars, and they found another world appeared around their structure. This was with a coast to a great and shiny blue green sea, with the land gradually rising, with algal growth all over it, and low mountains far in the distance.

Yahweh called to the two supernautilans to come forth, from the body of water within this structure, and they emerged, and they glided somehow, perhaps with the power from Yahweh driving them, across to the opening of the structure that again appeared, and as Yahweh assured them with blessing and his promise, and warning to observe the responsibilities he spoke for them, they glided until they were out of the structure, and then descended into the sea. Then the two missile clams were called forth, which Yahweh spoke to and which also moved from the center of the structure with the body of water, to the sea now outside the structure.

Yahweh then called the two airspheronauts, and spoke the things for them to hear, next it was the two medusa snails, and then the two swift slugs.

The opening closed, that world for those creatures called forth to it slipped away from the great structure with the remaining creatures, and for awhile there was movement of more stars that appeared, and a sun and another world appeared. The two stony trappers, great wide and flat echinoderm animals, were called forth for this world to be their home.

 

[fleamailman]

repost from elsewhere, the "blurt here" thread

"...ah yes, you can keep any object from your past you like goblin, only that you'll keep its ghost too in doing so..." smiled the ghost appearing from the small coffee cup that had often been on the table in the old house while his mother had slowly succumbed to her dementia there, ah yes his "guard duty" as he called it back then, where the goblin most times could brush off his past with a mere wave of his hand, or take joy in the fact that he had done the right thing at the time, yet he missed his past too and still couldn't quite reconcile himself to that fact the it had ended now, so the ghost continued "...no we aren't meant to be here today goblin, it's just that all these objects of your past you should have left there in england when it died yet instead you brought them here didn't you, thus an unwitting grave robber you became where none of us have any place in your present...", to which the goblin raised the hot cup slowly to his awaiting lips where somehow the coffee too tasted bitter-sweet to his pallet, yes he hated writing really, and yet still he wrote on treading his way carefully through his thoughts, just like he hated his past too, yet still he treasured his keepsakes in spite of that love-hate therein, till at last as he steadied himself returning the cup back safely to the flat coffee table feeling the guilt therein, for the ghost was right of course, indeed the cup had been his cup once, but no it was no longer his cup now he felt

xxxx

 

[fleamailman]

repost from elsewhere, new, the "blurt here" thread

the goblin returned to look over his post, where as it was he hated his dyslexia, and yet without his dyslexia he wouldn't have edited through anything he had written to date, meaning that if either it or himself had been otherwise then nothing would have be born of that self doubt therein, whereupon he simply clarified it to himself by saying "...just my dyslexia makes me not trust myself today, and thus I return to the scene of my crime each time to commit crimes anew, only to return later in my uncertainty once more...", then sighing to the words "...ah no, attempting a book would be quite out of the question, me I can't even get my posts right to myself in the time remaining..."

 

[FredVB]

As the great structure with those creatures in it still together moved on as Yahweh directed it, to stop at another very watery world for leaving the two great whalefish and the two bipedfish, and then on to the world with the right conditions for homes to the surfacing deep mariners, the arthropod creatures on their world finished with council for the requirements among them that they put to memory, with the designed patterns to represent their terms, and the two warriorbugs departed from them first, to wander far into that world to explore for the most desirable regions. The two giant arachnids, the monsterspiders, departed from the rest soon afterward, to move out along the edge of that forest near to them.

 

[fleamailman]

repost from elsewhere

"...so it's america on the behest of saudi royal family that is bombing issis positions in syria and iraq, while it is russia on the behest of the syria's assad that is bombing issis positions too, where there is no liaison whatsoever between them, and where there is clearly no end in sight and with no set enemy neither, and where those then displaced by it either become terrorists or refugees depending if they have the will to fight on or not..." blurted the goblin at the absurdity of it all, where somewhere in the background of the goblin's mind the devil's voice was smugly relating "...so how do you like my proxy war goblin, yes it's a proxy war and it's coming to a country near you soon, so choose now between dying for what you believe in or living for what you don't believe in a country that doesn't want you there neither, so either a refugee or a terrorist is your final choice isn't it, for if such my arab spring at this point, then can't you just imagine what my pan european is not pan global summer will be like after this spring then..."

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[sahjimira]

My dog took me jeans which were folded on the chair and sometime during the night peed all over them! Wonder what I did to deserve that! Couple days later I bad a pot of rice in the fridge, top on mind u, when I took lid off a frog jumped out! Weird

 

[fleamailman]

repost from elsewhere, the "blurt here" thread

some hours later where the goblin was still seated at his desk with his back turned against the reality of the dark room, his mind had been too moved thinking upon amilia dyer again, someone who as a baby farmer in the victorian age had taken in unwanted babies at a price with a promise of care then, perhaps even to find new homes for them too, only to kill them off instead, tormenting thoughts as the dots had joined themselves up in his mind afresh, he knew a tour bus could hold 50passengers as eight coach loads of people drove passed his vision now, till finally he whispered in small comforting voice as it were "...rest now, for if you must know then your crime was that of being born out of wedlock or of simply being born of a mother who couldn't keep you then where if it's any comfort your executioner was executed in her turn for her sentence upon you there, but the true crime of the time goes unpunished still, where the real guilt had to be the attitude of victorian age itself..."

 

[FredVB]

The deep mariners were plated gill fish, as sharks are, but with extensions with their fins that would serve as limbs, such that they could move as bipeds, and with their heads being flexible, as it was with the bipedfish and the seahags, with the upper limbs able to serve as arms, to hold things, but with the prehensile ends no more effective than hands with mittens with no thumb.

With those creatures given the same promise from Yahweh, with the requirements for them, the structure with those remaining in it after the departure from there came soon to another world, where it was surrounded with swamps.

At this time the superstingers left the others who had been in council together at the start of the history in their world, going off into the nearby woodland with grassy areas and many flowers around. The rest remained a little more, with the centaurbugs being helpful for those with them still to learn the requirements for them with the symbols for them. They were encouraged to remember and to make copies of the symbols where they went. When they had learned it well, they all fed on what was still there for their meal, and then fondly said their goodbyes, promising each other to greet one another when they could spot each other nearby again. So the lanternflies and the monsterflies flew off, and the superbeetles and the centaurbugs wandered on into the countries that they chose that were with attraction for them.

 

[FredVB]

The structure with the remaining animal creatures opened again, and Yahweh called forth the two chill toads, the two fighter frogs, and the two burgler tree frogs. Yahweh spoke the same promises to them and spoke the requirements for them, yet before they went forth into this world for them, with swampy areas of groves of trees and marshy areas with grasses, the father burglar tree frog spoke to Yahweh asking if all of the creatures that came to this structure are being separated from each other with small groups going into different worlds why was this being done, for the creature was thinking how they had communion among each other.

"You have come to have communion among each other, in the time after I made you, which is not long, but there is always time after this and there are things that will change, as things must do after enough time. There is nothing wrong with the communion that you have had, but an enemy that is come to be contrary to me is coming into the worlds, at various times, to seek to lead my precious creatures in going contrary to me too, and with some the enemy will succeed. With those in separate worlds the others are not left in any danger or difficulty, which are things though you would not yet understand well you would not desire for yourselves at all. While you are meeting my requirements with faith in my sure promises to you, you are safe from such undesirable things while any others are led to go contrary to me, as they won't be in the same world."

All the creatures among them were hearing this, and after the amphibian creatures many others of them were asking, "Is it us or our families that will be led against you?" And the father tribbel marmoset said, "Though even all others may turn against you, I and my family will never turn against you!"

 

[fleamailman]

repost from elsewhere

up before the sun, the goblin sits in the cold room as if accompanied by a small insect that beats against the paper lampshade attracted by the light but lost really, and so it is then, that a pair of shoes in the hallway entrance now announces the final end to hope, the goblin's plans dashed, and although such things were not the goblin's choice anyway, he knew that he would miss his son's ex girlfriend now, suspecting too that she had been too good for him anyway, sighing "...the world of adults is one of lies, thus for the sake of appearances I will welcome his new one with open arms not letting out my true feeling of disappointment, and no it's not the new one's fault as he broke up before her and restarted anew, just time to move on, but perhaps just perhaps this will remind me of my place as a parent where my ephemeral hope is now replaced a solid fear that my disappointment might show and my deception not deceive, just "pain to open the eyes" as they say, she's in his past now...", the goblin turns off the light letting the insect find its own way out in due course

 

[fleamailman]

repost from elsewhere

"...just mark up the hitount, stop making those lame excuses to yourself mostly, and go for it now..." repeated the goblin on xxxx's side if only she would care to be on her own side too, adding "...writing is not just books elsewhere today and marking up the hitcount in one's posts is not for others neither, it's a benchmark of self to oneself, clear, unequivocal, and damming, so don't hold in contempt these your readers around you now, this forum is going to put you on the forumland map as an amazing authoress but first that hitcount must be accepted as your readership, which it is, and a long term goal must be set, look isn't it true that there are more readers read posts than most anything else yet don't most authors hold this readership in contempt for their bookworld still, thus they're ever elsewhere in their focus and rightly no one knows of their posts, nor expects that their posts will be anything but chitchat or about their writings elsewhere, or whatever then, anything but their actual writings on par with their elsewhere where there is no excuse for a disparity really, and yes you can join their number too short changing your online readership, or else you can bring the two worlds together in your posts if you like for either way your readers here now, a cross promotion so to speak...", in fact, it all seemed rather obvious, that content providers wanted short interactive content to attract readers online, whereas readers from their then being here wanted short interactive content to interact directly with, or else no one be here now let alone read this far, but where writers wanted to ignore this paradigm for their yesterways by yestermeans still, sighing "...their fate is well deserved, for those here who are not forthcoming in their posts directly are like not here really, thus one mourns their absence but then life continues without them here as it must..."

 

[sahjimira]

I like this thread, I need to b silly, nonsensical and probably surreal altho I'm not sure what surreal is exactly! Help me b that. I guess by reading the posts I'll get the hang of it

 

[Jesus' Follower]

Well there was this fish that walked to the shop as he had a craving for dog food; there was a mouse name Frodo who had stolen all the dog food and laughed in an evil deep tone. The fish had to eat fish food and behold he realized, he was a fish and not a dog.

 

[FredVB]

Yahweh told all the creatures remaining together then that they were all facing similar endangerment to them or to their families at some time still to come, yet they were receiving these promises from Yahweh with requirements meant for them, to remember, and they would not have to face being corrupted even then with being led helplessly against Yahweh. They just needed to faithfully remember the things they had been told with trusting him still.

With the amphibian couples then left in that world that was right for them, and with soon coming to another world after the passing of more stars around that structure, the seamonster turtle couple, the neoarchelon couple, the mudambusher couple, and the supermoniter couple were called forth. This world for them had more variety of habitats with a few small animals spotted and with groves and forests with more variety of growth, and a sea in view active with great waves. A waxing huge yellow moon was in view. These reptile creatures received that same promise, with still more said in the requirements they were told, and they then entered that world, being left there with the departure of that structure.

 

[FredVB]

The structure with those creatures still in it came next to a world with marshy rivers amid tall trees and many great high peaks. Here Yahweh called out the giant wader couple, the giant raptor couple, the giant owl couple, the giant percher couple, and the tall stander couple, for entering this world for them, with the same promise and the requirements that were for them.

At this time the mother and father lanternflies wandered in their flight through the forest in their world, where it was comfortable for them. Here there were spores and seeds that could feed them. Small worms crawled about in a few spots, but the lanternflies found these small animals were not communicating. It was just midday, for they had come to this world in the morning here, so with the light available there, they did not use their lantern light, but they were tired. They gathered twigs and small branches that lay about, arranging them along a branch of one good tree they came to for it, and with gathering small leaves to place over the arrangement they made a nest for themselves. Here they retired for rest, for they would be more active at dusk.

When it was later, father lanternfly saw mother lanternfly move to one side of the nest, squatting low. "What are you doing?" he asked.

"I am feeling quite full, and feel compelled to relieve myself right here." She then laid a mass of small eggs.

 

[fleamailman]

repost from elsewhere

"...just china to move then..." blurted the goblin who had as if woken up with those three words china will move resounding in his head, adding "...thus china has to to show it's solidarity with russia here, where moving it's aircraft carrier into syrian territorial waters last week won't be not enough, and where the standoff in the UN with mr putin saying "see what you have done" was as a emphatic as ceasar uttering "iacta alea est" over the waters of the rubicon, so this is it then, yes it has come to this hasn't it and has been a long time in the coming too, and now is not the time to look the other way neither, for this plays into the very sinews of your future here, for the media spin is wearing thin, their lullaby news and infotainment all insults one reason here, where all fiction is based on fact perhaps, but my fiction does not build up some sweet playworld for you to neatly escape away into, no I owe you readers more that then, where if anything I owe you precisely that which they would then refuse to publish, actually no let's be more honest about it, in fact my being anonymous means I owe you nothing at all, instead I just owe it to myself in the time remaining to calculate the course of events with my pen lest I feel they won that part of their media war too..."

 

[fleamailman]

repost from elsewhere

the goblin looked on from the sidelines as it were, his mind was kind of elsewhere though, thinking more upon the correlation between debt and tax, explaining "...if one's country runs up a debt then in effect that country is taxing "those to come" with an obligation to clear the debt that they themselves hadn't asked for, thus causing it to become in effect a taxation without representation upon future generations...", just that everyone today has been born into a certain sum of debt that they hadn't borrowed, the goblin restarted again "...so perhaps this is why then, that to this point in time all governments in their turn have avoided keeping to a sound currency standard such as a gold standard since they were running up debts that they then tried whittle away with inflation, a medicine that cures the disease only to kill the patient through side effects, thus america along with the G20 need inflation today, and thus perhaps it is also why none of those previous empires survived since they all then went bankrupt at the exponential cost to their empire due to that inflation there, begging the other conjecture that had they avoided the remedy and had balanced their books correctly, whether spain, then france, then britain after that, and now america too, would have remained top dog still...", just idle conjectures were the stuff of long walks he felt, they passed away the time pleasantly enough but they never change history as it were

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[fleamailman]

repost from elsewhere

"...oh yes, history will tell you that the soviets lost the cold war, but if anything the west lost far more by winning that cold war outright than it would have had the west kept that cold war going still..." smiled the goblin continuing "...you see, up until the fall of the iron curtain most countries were already in the west's fold anyway, plus the soviets were going nowhere, where compared with the soviets the west with its democracy, its free trade system then, and with its moral high ground too, had in effect an american lead empire of the willing, meaning that the soviet empire had cast america in an american lead empire as its protector and the others as their protected...", the goblin then thought for an analogy to underline things, restarting "...shall we say, that america played the role of sheepdog on the side of the sheep against that big bad wolf then, where maybe the sheepdog would have eat a sheep or two to survive at times but the sheep understood that to be the price of keeping the sheepdog robust and healthy in a protectorate state with its protector and it's protected respectively, however all that changed though in 1991 then, where their old foe the big bad wolf died away, afterwhich only the sheepdog and the sheep remained, thus the hitherto protected sheep and their protecting sheepdog lost their cohesion together, the protectorate was pointless, and where the sheepdog in its new surroundings has increasingly reverted into something akin to that big bad wolf of old, even to the point where the america of today in many ways resembles the USSR of before, so much so in fact that the sheep now fear their sheepdog for its confused more aggressive state leading the sheepdog to be increasingly isolated on the world stage today..."

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[fleamailman]

repost from elsewhere

Yeah I feel what you say about awkward and uncomfortable. The reason I asked was because I don't really have other friends who write, which is also a big reason why I joined this forum is that it's surprisingly hard to ask someone to read and critic on your work if its not best seller material.

"...naah, you won't get the truth if you ever ask for it, I mean humans aren't like that really..." smiled the goblin hoping that xxxxx didn't mind his addressing him like this, then continuing "...no I dare say that most folks want to be honest and think they are but all too often their relationship with one gets in the way in either their like or dislike of one personally, thus instead of that false way there, why not just observe the hitcount to one's works, which is one's readership as I pointed out before, where if one's works make a hundred reads per post then that's just the truth of it over and above some idle conjecture, or flattery, or spite then, or self interests too, that both reviews and critics often hold toward one, me, I read most everything then but I actually critic nothing..."