So I was just sitting here worshipping a statue of Mary while contemplating upon the divinity of the Pope, some books on how hide to pedophiles from the authorities and how to discriminate against non-Catholics (especially women) resting in my hands, which, by the way, I had to get re-tattooed recently because the Mark of the Beast was fading out, don't want to have it go away and be mistaken for a subhuman during the Great Purging, and I got to thinking...
Did you all know that Jesus died for your sins out of love?
Did you all know that Jesus died for your sins out of love?