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So I was just sitting here worshipping a statue of Mary while contemplating upon the divinity of the Pope, some books on how hide to pedophiles from the authorities and how to discriminate against non-Catholics (especially women) resting in my hands, which, by the way, I had to get re-tattooed recently because the Mark of the Beast was fading out, don't want to have it go away and be mistaken for a subhuman during the Great Purging, and I got to thinking...

Did you all know that Jesus died for your sins out of love?






:p :p :p :p
 

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So I was just sitting here worshipping a statue of Mary

I decided to go all the way and worship a statue of Mary, Isis, and the goddess Artemis. Oh, plus I bought my salvation at mass the other day with $10 in the collection basket.
 
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So I was just sitting here worshipping a statue of Mary while contemplating upon the divinity of the Pope, some books on how hide to pedophiles from the authorities and how to discriminate against non-Catholics (especially women) resting in my hands, which, by the way, I had to get re-tattooed recently because the Mark of the Beast was fading out, don't want to have it go away and be mistaken for a subhuman during the Great Purging, and I got to thinking...

Did you all know that Jesus died for your sins out of love?






:p :p :p :p

All great and fine, sort of as parody, until you seemed to be razzing your last sentence :blush::sorry::o
 
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I decided to go all the way and worship a statue of Mary, Isis, and the goddess Artemis. Oh, plus I bought my salvation at mass the other day with $10 in the collection basket.
You people have collection baskets?
Thought you survived from the bingo winnings
:p
 
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So I was just sitting here worshipping a statue of Mary while contemplating upon the divinity of the Pope, some books on how hide to pedophiles from the authorities and how to discriminate against non-Catholics (especially women) resting in my hands, which, by the way, I had to get re-tattooed recently because the Mark of the Beast was fading out, don't want to have it go away and be mistaken for a subhuman during the Great Purging, and I got to thinking...

Did you all know that Jesus died for your sins out of love?


:p :p :p :p

Do you pray to or through Mary?

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As I took a bath to wash all the mud that was thrown at me I watched heretic go down the drain as well as gnostocist. As Palagism went down the drain I pondered and prayed. Jesus forgive them for they know not what they do.. Then my prayers turned into praise knowing that In Him there is nothing that can ever seperate me from the Love of God through Him who Saved me.
 
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So I was just sitting here worshipping a statue of Mary while contemplating upon the divinity of the Pope, some books on how hide to pedophiles from the authorities and how to discriminate against non-Catholics (especially women) resting in my hands, which, by the way, I had to get re-tattooed recently because the Mark of the Beast was fading out, don't want to have it go away and be mistaken for a subhuman during the Great Purging, and I got to thinking...

Did you all know that Jesus died for your sins out of love?






:p :p :p :p

I admit, I'm confused.
I thought you were being sarcastic but then I see that you are Catholic.....
Then I take a look at your name....still confused.
Don't Catholics actually worship the statue of Mary?

Blessings
 
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I admit, I'm confused.
I thought you were being sarcastic but then I see that you are Catholic.....
Then I take a look at your name....still confused.
Don't Catholics actually worship the statue of Mary?

Blessings

He is being sarcastic. Catholics do not worship Mary, nor statues of Mary, or any Saint, despite what some misinformed people may keep telling you. It's especially fun when they keep telling you that after they've been proven wrong.
 
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You people have collection baskets?
Thought you survived from the bingo winnings
:p
I may not be Roman Catholic but thought I would play too since I am a 'former' RC. :)

He is being sarcastic. Catholics do not worship Mary, nor statues of Mary, or any Saint, despite what some misinformed people may keep telling you. It's especially fun when they keep telling you that after they've been proven wrong.
Dark Light.
Some of the members do say that they worship Mary, but it's a different degree of worship.
Just FYI
:wave:
 
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So if you're prayers through Mary don't go to her first then how can she pass them on?
So actually when you guys say that you don't pray to her that not true because you'd have to pray to her to go through her. Right?
 
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why not just pray to Jesus? Isn't He enough? Didn't He tell us He is the ONLY way?

On a serious note, Paul asked other members of the Body of Christ to pray on his behalf numerous times. He wasn't trying to "go around" going straight to Jesus. He was communing with the Body of Christ.
 
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