The "I am offended" thread

[JAS4Yeshua]

I'm offended that you're offended that I'm offended that you're offended that I'm offended.....

Ok, I'm confused now.

 

[OneOfHisHandmaidens]

I'm offended that you are making me think so hard that its giving me a headache!!!!


(and seriously....I am laughing so hard I have tears!!!)

 

[Redheadedstepchild]

Are you laughing at me? I'm offended! And I'm offended that Jas thinks he's a genius!

 

[Redheadedstepchild]

Now I'm offended that you are crying! What did I ever do to you?

 

[OneOfHisHandmaidens]

I'm offended that you would even DARE to ask me WHAT/WHO I am laughing at!!!

 

[Redheadedstepchild]

I'm offended that you use the word DARE with me!

 

[map4]

I'm offended that you are laughing without me!

 

[Redheadedstepchild]

I'm offended that you don't just join in!

 

[OneOfHisHandmaidens]

I am offended that you would DARE to be offended that I used the word DARE!!!

 

[OneOfHisHandmaidens]

I'm offended that NO ONE has offered me a tissue!!! This is SERIOUSLY getting out of hand!!!

 

[merryheart]

yeesh! she said Tissue I am offended!!!

 

[Daughter of His]

I am offended that you make such an angry diplay of your emotional state.

 

[KleinerApfel]

I'm offended at Daughter of His for having too much wildlife in your avatar.

I'm also offended with you all for having such a good thread going here while I was asleep, you should wait for me!!!

 

[Citizen of the Kingdom]

DoH' pink flamingo offends to me. On my 40th bd my friends put 39 in my yard plus one black buzzard.

 

[nephilimiyr]

DoH' pink flamingo offends to me. On my 40th bd my friends put 39 in my yard plus one black buzzard.

I'm offended that you can complain about a black buzzard being in your back yard but have no qualms about one sitting on a tree branch in your avatar!

 

[KleinerApfel]

Evangelica I'm offended that you weren't offended at me, since I was the poster above you!

I'm also offended that Neph doesn't know that's a crow not a buzzard.

 

[Mark2010]

I'm offended that Sue doesn't chat with me anymore.

 

[Alpine]

I'm offended that Mark chats with CF people.

 

[merryheart]

I am offended that you make such an angry diplay of your emotional state.

Are you calling me emotional??? I am sooo offended!

Alpine is offensive too... chatting is cool

 

[irenemcg]

I am offended that you all beat me to get to this thread. LOL!