Study says human breathing contributing to global warming

[Michie]

A new government-funded study out of Britain, conducted by scientists at the U.K. Center for Ecology and Hydrology, purports to show that “human breathing is contributing to greenhouse gas emissions.” Therefore, the study authors are urging "caution in the assumption that emissions from humans are negligible."

The peer-reviewed study published Wednesday in the Public Library of Science's journal PLOS One investigated greenhouse gas emissions of methane and nitrous oxide in human breath, which allegedly "contribute to global warming."

Well, there it is! I knew it was coming! Are you serious about stopping global warming? Well, then, just stop breathing! What a boon to depopulationists! Turns out “we are not the ones we have been waiting for”; we are the problem!

Of course, some of us suck up more air — and are bigger blowhards — than others. You know who you are. Al, Greta, John...?



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[chevyontheriver]

A new government-funded study out of Britain, conducted by scientists at the U.K. Center for Ecology and Hydrology, purports to show that “human breathing is contributing to greenhouse gas emissions.” Therefore, the study authors are urging "caution in the assumption that emissions from humans are negligible."


Well, there it is! I knew it was coming! Are you serious about stopping global warming? Well, then, just stop breathing! What a boon to depopulationists! Turns out “we are not the ones we have been waiting for”; we are the problem!

Of course, some of us suck up more air — and are bigger blowhards — than others. You know who you are. Al, Greta, John...?



Read more: Study says human breathing contributing to global warming

Disposing of all of those non-breathing bodies will generate even more CO2 if they are cremated OR buried. What to do?

 

[Wolseley]

So, genetically-engineer all human babies to live without breathing.

All the trees in the world will die, because they need that CO2, but hey.

Disposing of all of those non-breathing bodies will generate even more CO2 if they are cremated OR buried. What to do?

We don't need a law against breathing; we need a law against left-wing idiocy.

 

[chevyontheriver]

We don't need a law against breathing; we need a law against left-wing idiocy.

A little bit of left wing idiocy is a good thing as it illustrates the idiocy so sane people can avoid it. That's why ONE Marxist professor on a university campus is OK. Just one. Right now the lunatics are running the asylum.

 

[prodromos]

Did anyone see that clip of John Kerry farting at a climate interview? How much greenhouse gas does he produce?

 

[prodromos]

 

[prodromos]

I'm considering changing my ring tone to a fart so I can just say I'll call them back later every time I let one rip.