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[Antigone]

Travis Barker?

James Woofs. I'm thinking Paul Mewman for a cat.

 

[Jimmy P]

Hmmm...who could play me? Maybe Gerard Butler from 300...or Hugh Jackman from X-Men...but in reality, if Archie Bunker were still alive, he could do it...ah geeeez

I will never forget the little people here when I accept my award...although I will place a sign outside my door that says "You must be this tall to get recognition" but I'll keep it low so no worries...

 

[Fran75]

I was expecteing to be offended but those were hilarious.

 

[Jimmy P]

Who's gonna portray you Fran?

 

[Cosmic Charlie]

I was expecting to be offended but those were hilarious.

You should not make the assumption that every Christian knows what in the heck they are talking about or that just because they are Christian they are unworthy of parody.

And these particular Christians don't require much in the way of parody.

 

[MKJ]

Iceland and the Netherlands are preeeety far apart.

I have been told I sound like I grew up in the better suburbs of London when I speak English.

They are, yes, which is why bjork is kind of inexplicable. Maybe it has something to do with head shape.

Maybe Emma Watson could be you.

 

[Fran75]

Who's gonna portray you Fran?

I really don't know but I would like it to be Jack Handy.

 

[Fran75]

You should not make the assumption that every Christian knows what in the heck they are talking about or that just because they are Christian they are unworthy of parody.

And these particular Christians don't require much in the way of parody.

I know a Charlie, I fight unflattering thoughts about things my fellow Christian say and do all the time, not here but in real life or on tv, it makes me feel like a jerk.
I go to my husband's church sometimes, they are born again, evangelical, well let's say it's different from our liturgy, but who am I to judge.

 

[Wolseley]

I think Wols is Clint Eastwood.

Not quite so throaty, I'm afraid. I probably sound more like Jeff Daniels.

 

[MikeK]

#2 was my favorite. I love it when CF types talk about science.

 

[WarriorAngel]

I cant even think who could do me... should i wait for a surprise?


I feel a twinge of guilt for laughing at ppl.

 

[MKJ]

I cant even think who could do me... should i wait for a surprise?


I feel a twinge of guilt for laughing at ppl.

Well, I kind of always picture you as a Lolita Davidovitch type.

 

[Memento Mori]

I'm not familiar with any personal details about you, MKJ, but I would like to see Helen Mirren read your posts. But she has to appear if she is mulling over something in her head while speaking, or the image is ruined.

 

[WarriorAngel]

Well, I kind of always picture you as a Lolita Davidovitch type.

In a crazy character - or real life?

I had to look her up. Interesting.

 

[Antigone]

I picture AMDG's voice a bit like Pam Ferris, but not British.

 

[MKJ]

I'm not familiar with any personal details about you, MKJ, but I would like to see Helen Mirren read your posts. But she has to appear if she is mulling over something in her head while speaking, or the image is ruined.

I really like Helen Mirren, and she is pretty attractive, so I am willing to go with that.

I'm a couple of decades younger than her, as it happens, and not British.

 

[MKJ]

In a crazy character - or real life?

I had to look her up. Interesting.

Well, I do not know if she ever played a role like this, but I see her as you wearing a sort of diner waitresses outfit and being sort of jokey. And with a southern accent, although i think she is actually Canadian.

 

[Miss Shelby]

I have another great premise. They need to start a reality show where they find the most talentless singers and instrument players. Pitifully poor. And then give them singing and music lessons and see how much they improve. Then do before and after videos. Then let them compete.

Also, I think Antonio Banderas has been following me around the internet and reproducing my posts. Go away, Antonio!

 

[Jimmy P]

The one that could read for me could be DJ Quall (sp?)

 

[WarriorAngel]

Well, I do not know if she ever played a role like this, but I see her as you wearing a sort of diner waitresses outfit and being sort of jokey. And with a southern accent, although i think she is actually Canadian.

I am jokey... as you say.
But def not southern.
I dont have red hair - but sometimes i will dye it red in the fall. I love red hair and something about the fall makes me want to go red. [Could be the color of the season]

I am shorter than she is - for a fact.

Ppl have said Joan Jett - in the earlier years. My hair is naturally very dark - almost black. I tend to lighten it just a wee.

I have another great premise. They need to start a reality show where they find the most talentless singers and instrument players. Pitifully poor. And then give them singing and music lessons and see how much they improve. Then do before and after videos. Then let them compete.

Also, I think Antonio Banderas has been following me around the internet and reproducing my posts. Go away, Antonio!

Hey Antonio - i dont mind.