(PERMANENTLY CLOSED) Who is Going Merry?

[MehGuy]

Seriously, are we brothers?

Are you implying that you're a dwarf?

 

[MehGuy]

Going Merry is the result of Adam and Eve eating that forbidden fruit.

 

[MehGuy]

Going Merry is the result of the deepest depths of unknown evolutionary psychology.

 

[ReesePiece23]

Are you implying that you're a dwarf?

Yeah, I'm a 6'1" dwarf.

 

[ks777]

Going Merry is the result of liberals and social justice warriors.

 

[MehGuy]

Yeah, I'm a 6'1" dwarf.

What a cancerous tumor?

 

[MehGuy]

Going Merry is the result of liberals and social justice warriors.

Going Merry is the result of the failed experiment of generation X.

 

[ReesePiece23]

What a cancerous tumor?

Benign.

 

[MehGuy]

Benign.

That's what the doctors want you to think..

You're the result of an underground gambling scene..

 

[ks777]

He's actually the result of deliciously unmistakable peanut butter in a crunchy candy.

 

[MehGuy]

The universe is actually the result of a guy accidentally switching the off switch to on..

 

[ks777]

The universe is actually the result of a guy accidentally switching the off switch to on..

That guy's name was God.

 

[MehGuy]

The environment has changed..

Studies show 85% of CF Singles posters now have babies.

A few of us have gone on to lucrative careers, while a few fell victim to alcohol abuse. Johnny was hit and killed by a truck driver.

 

[ReesePiece23]

Johnny was hit and killed by a truck driver.

He got on the wrong end of that aforementioned gambling den...

And then the wrong end of a truck.

 

[ks777]

The environment has changed..

Studies show 85% of CF Singles posters now have babies.

A few of us have gone on to lucrative careers, while a few fell victim to alcohol abuse. Johnny was hit and killed by a truck driver.

What ever happened to Johnny? I mean, before he was hit by the truck.

 

[MehGuy]

What ever happened to Johnny? I mean, before he was hit by the truck.

He was under investigation for things I cannot say..

 

[ReesePiece23]

By the way, shouldn't you all be in bed by now? It's like eight in the morning where I am...

 

[ks777]

By the way, shouldn't you all be in bed by now? It's like eight in the morning where I am...

Straya m8. And Mehguy is a timelord so that doesn't affect him.

 

[MehGuy]

2:06 am for me..

 

[Saucy]

All I remember from those days was a lot of hatred flung my way for being one of the first to suggest perhaps they weren't who they say they were.