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Bridgit
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You might have seen this one before.
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, his wife passed away.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150"? [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, his wife passed away.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150"? [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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