I think the number is 1-800-BAG-BUSH. Push 1 to continue ranting and raving like Nancy Pelosi. Press 2 to whine like Senator Ried. Press 3 to be clueless like Al Franken. Press 4 if Jesse Jackson has fathered your child. For I love Hillary Press 5
. Press 666 if you are
Christian and
Conservative.
Please hold, a bureaucrat will be with you in 24 hours.