misquote a poster

[MehGuy]

boo!

AHHHHHHHHH!

 

[HeKnowsMyName]

Meh!!!!!!!!!

Can I please go back to bed?

 

[Guy Incognito]

I'm Batman!

That's impossible!

 

[crishmael]

Stalking is harder than you'd think.

That's why you have to use technology to help you.

 

[HeKnowsMyName]

I don't know how to turn on a computer.

How did you figure out how to get to CF then?

 

[MacFall]

How did you figure out how to get to Sesame Street?

He figured out how to get to Sesame Street?

...Can you tell me how to get there?

 

[toastface_grillah]

Announcement, folks. I have had a change of heart and have registered as a Democrat.

Welcome to the dark side, my friend.
By the way, the M14A bus stops at Rivington Street, which is roughly kitty-corner to Sesame Street.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Sesame Street is a terrible place. It teaches kids to judge people, and label people, that's right. They've got this guy named Oscar, they treat him like crap the entire show. They judge him right to his face, "Oscar, you're so mean, isn't he kids?" "Yeah Oscar, you're a grouch!" And he's all "DUDE I LIVE IN A FLIPPIN' TRASH CAN! I'M THE POOREST GUY ON SESAME STREET! Nobody's helpin me." It's no wonder when your kids are older they're steppin' over homeless people sayin' "Get it together grouch. Get a job grouch."

Truth.

 

[chuck77]

I left my wallet in EL-Segundo

Why? How? Are you gonna go get it?

 

[Guy Incognito]

Did you just clean up a Dave Chappelle joke?

That I did Charles, that I did.

 

[HeKnowsMyName]

That I did Snoopy, that I did.

I wonder what Lucy thinks about it.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Mwaaa mwa, mwaa mwa mwaaaaaa.

I too wonder what the parents think.

 

[HeKnowsMyName]

Parents just don't understand.

Why would you say that?

 

[MacFall]

Why would you say that you're a hippopotamus?

I didn't. HOW DARE YOU MISQUOTE ME

 

[Somber]

I didn't. HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME!

You need to calm down I think

 

[MacFall]

need to calm down. I think I'm in love with you.

Woah, that came out of nowhere!

 

[crishmael]

Woah, that's a potato straight outta the truck!

Interesting slang you got there.

 

[HeKnowsMyName]

Interesting way to flirt with someone.

How do you do it?