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1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human
race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word
would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want
you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and
compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
8. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that
you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her
at that moment.
9. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a
big deal about your birthday. That time is NEVER.
10. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep
down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
11. A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person.
12. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built
the Ark...and a large group of professionals built the Titanic.
the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human
race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word
would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want
you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and
compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
8. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that
you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her
at that moment.
9. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a
big deal about your birthday. That time is NEVER.
10. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep
down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
11. A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person.
12. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built
the Ark...and a large group of professionals built the Titanic.
good ones... excellent advice. 
