Is Astrology Kosher?

[Sephania]

Learn something new everyday.

http://www.chabad.org/magazine/article.asp?AID=269724

 

[Sephania]

Salvation story in the Stars http://www.morgenster.org/framesuk/starstory.htm

 

[visionary]

I think that the astrology in the newspaper is not kosher.

I believe that the story of salvation can be found in the stars and that Rev 12 where it takes of the woman with twelves stars is about a certain time in the constellation it will be an event ...."on earth as it is in heaven" event.

Re 12:1 Now a great sign was seen in heaven - a woman clothed with the sun, under her feet the moon, and on her head a crown of twelve stars.

 

[Wags]

Nissan - The Matzah. If you were born in Nissan, you may be thought
of as boring and hard, but one need only look as far as the chicken
soup to see the wide variety of possibilities you have in life.

Iyar - The Steak. If you were born in Iyar, you are an independent
person (or nation), and you have all the strength and juices one
needs to survive in this world.

Sivan - The Cheesecake. If you were born in Sivan, you are sweet and
caring. You are soft and vulnerable and a bit crumbly at times.

Tammuz - The Icepop. If you were born in Tammuz, you were born to
cool off. But if you don't stay cool, you may find yourself a very
messy puddle on the floor.

Av - The Fish. If you were born in Av, you were born to eat fish and
think about steak. You feel the need to work harder to show that you
are valued as yourself and not just because there is no other option.

Elul - The Krembo. If you were born in Elul, the summer months are
very hard on you. You have a tendency towards a round figure, and
you favor flavorless cookies. You do, however, have an excellent
creamy interior.

Tishrei - The Apple dipped in Honey. If you were born in Tishrei,
people may think you're a drip, but they know that you're the
sweetest thing since sliced challah (with honey).

Heshvan - The Cranberry. If you were born in Heshvan, you have a
biting sense of humor, and a sharp wit. You do, however, need to be
boiled with a lot of sugar to be palatable.

Kislev - The Jelly Donut. If you were born in Kislev, you are full of
light, and even your exterior looks delectable. You may have oily
skin though.

Tevet - The Latke. If you were born in Tevet, you know that good
things cannot be put away immediately. You have the desire for better
things. You are desired by all and considered quite the hottie.

Shvat - The Almond. If you were born in Shvat, you should remember
that others may find you addictive and even mesmerizing, but it's
better if they take you in small doses.

Adar - The Hamentashen. If you were born in Adar, you are very much
influenced by your parents. If they are skilled, you will be crisp
and sweet on the outside, filled with an even sweeter softness
inside. If not, you may find yourself addicted to Heroin because of
all the poppy seeds.



Of course this is Jewish - its all about food.

I'm the apple dipped in honey (Tishrei) what are you?

If you are not sure when your birthday was on the hebrew calander you can check it at Jewish Calendar Tools.

 

[chunkofcoal]

"And in the second year of the reign of Nebuchadnezzar, Nebuchadnezzar dreamed dreams, wherewith his spirit was troubled, and his sleep brake from him. Then the king commanded to call the magicians, and the astrologers, and the sorcerers, and the Chaldeans, for to shew the king his dreams. So they came and stood before the king." Daniel 2:1-2
"Daniel answered in the presence of the kind, and said, The secret which the king hath demanded cannot the wise men, the astrologers, the magicians, the soothsayers, shew unto the king. But there is a God in heaven that revealeth secrets, and maketh known to the king Nebuchadnezzar what shall be in the latter days. Thy dream, and the visions of thy head upon thy bed, are these;" Daniel 2:27-28

Astrologers in Babylon!
(I know you guys probably already know that astrology and magic and soothsaying and such are bad, but I share these verses for anyone else who, like me, has been out in Babylon, I mean, uh, the back 40 (like in Luke 15:15) and dabbled in these things. )

 

[Sephania]

There is good Astrology and there is bad. We are to study the heavenlies to see what HaShem is telling us , we are not to worship them, nor look for them to "predict the future or guide us in the wrong ways, that is what HaSatan has done with HaSHem's creation, he has made the truth a lie.

 

[Shimshon]

Kislev - The Jelly Donut. If you were born in Kislev, you are full of
light, and even your exterior looks delectable. You may have oily
skin though.

MMMMMM Donuts!!!! How did they know?!? Hm, i'm full of light (Shimshon) LOL (leaves that next one alone), and my skin is constantly oily from the 50 panhead that leaves it's mark everywhere I go.

YEP thats me. I never gave the horoscope much aduo, but it's sure freaky how they fit you. Ah the art of symantics.

 

[Sephania]

I thought Jelly donuts were squishy and messy?

 

[Shimshon]

HEY! lol. You should have seen my face light up last Hanukah when we wen't to visit a local orthodox shul and they had a table of sugar coated filled donuts. Me and beni were offered as many as we liked, so we filled our hands. Sad thing is though, the reason they were giving them away so fast was the power had gone out in the area and the service was canceled. And rescheduled for the 25th ???? of Dec. Hanukah lighting on Christmass? Oh well. The donuts were awsome!!! lol

 

[Sephania]

I remember Ahavah telling us about that.

Just remember, you are what you eat!