I need a woman who can deny my hook shot

[LOVEthroughINTELLECT]

There hasn't been a man who can.

I'm about 5'10", but you don't have to be tall--my vertical jump is probably about one inch and my wingspan is probably average at best.

What would be even better: a woman who can dunk on me.

Here's the scouting report on me: I can drive, but not to the left. I can't do anything with my left hand. So if you really want to get under my skin, guard me so that I can't do anything with my right hand and dare me to take an uncontested shot with my left hand. What's the scouting report on you?

Guys, feel free to jump in (no pun intended).

 

[crishmael]

I'm not sporty much at all. Back in the day I had good three point range, but recent attempts to replicate that skill has shown me that ability's gone into the crapper.

 

[stan1472]

"I can go left, I can go right, I'm amphibious."
-Former NBA player