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Church Bloopers (Part 1)
1. The Boy Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
2. Ladies' Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10:00. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. (Bible Study, actually) is done.
3. The preacher would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
4. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7:00 PM. Please use the back door.
5. The minister will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy".
6. A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
7. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
8. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the Church basement Friday at 7:00 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
9. Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
10. The rosebud beside the pulpit this morning is to announce the birth of David, the sin of our preacher Kevin McNair and his wife Rachel.
11. Tuesday at 4:00 PM, there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
12. A bean supper will be held on Friday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
1. The Boy Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
2. Ladies' Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10:00. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. (Bible Study, actually) is done.
3. The preacher would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
4. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7:00 PM. Please use the back door.
5. The minister will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy".
6. A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
7. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
8. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the Church basement Friday at 7:00 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
9. Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
10. The rosebud beside the pulpit this morning is to announce the birth of David, the sin of our preacher Kevin McNair and his wife Rachel.
11. Tuesday at 4:00 PM, there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
12. A bean supper will be held on Friday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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