Ewwww, the devil is tempting me to take this account and then post neutral feedback any time I feel like it, but No, I say, like St. Paul, should I do it just because it is permissible? No, of course not! (Snort laughter), so I am giving it to our pastor for the church and I will be the official volunteer purchasing agent (he said so cuz He said so), and first thing I'm getting:
25 Holy Bibles, various translations: NIV, KJV, RSV, NAB... and handing them out next Sunday to newly clean and sober attendees who cry (I know some will) and look around for something... Clean tissues, they smile feebling, shake head, go off without tissue, to restroom, so here you go:
5 matching white Kleenex, brand-spankin-new, but a bit crumbled.