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  1. robk

    Lets Everybody Praise the Lord!

    Dropbox - Let's Everybody Praise the Lord vocal and piano.pdf Download a FREE piano setting for this song with lyrics and chords There is a link in the description. If you cannot see it, click “SHOW MORE!” This piano setting with lyrics and chords (pdf) can be downloaded for free for...
  2. robk

    A Laudatory Auditory Inventory of Mary

    Oops= doesn't go to Youtube, just links up. To get to the free book download pdf Google "A LAUDATORY AUDITORY INVENTORY OF MARY" Select the option on the right! Click "Show More" to download a free book. Free use in your church. The Mary poem is from ACORNS OF ADVENT Four Poems about People...
  3. robk

    We Give Them to You- A song of personal dedication

    A song I wrote a few years ago in which we offer ourselves to God. I think I even posted it here some years ago. I have used the whole song as a hymn or used just the chorus as an offering response. Chorus "We give our hearts to you. We give you the words of our hands. We give you our hopes...
  4. robk

    That's Amore! It means more than you think!

    "That's Amore" is a song composed by Harry Warren in 1953. Amore means "love" in Italian. It means some other things too, when spelt difterent. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore. When a sentence or two tells you what you should do that's a moré. When an eel bites...
  5. robk

    JOHN THE BAPTIST AT YOUR (ROBERT W.) SERVICE Poem & Sermonette

    JOHN THE BAPTIST AT YOUR (ROBERT W.) SERVICE from ACORNS OF ADVENT ©2016 Robert Kemppainen Permission is granted to use this poem and sermonette in your church if it fits with your plans. Copies may be made or projected for people to follow along but please collect them afterwards. RK Oh, he...
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    JOHN THE BAPTIST AT YOUR (ROBERT W.) SERVICE- A Poem

    JOHN THE BAPTIST AT YOUR (ROBERT W.) SERVICE Oops! Posted in the wrong place! Moving to poetry and prose
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    FunforEasterTheCoverWasARollingStoneWelcomeBackJesus & TheResurrectionAlleliuMarch

    Enjoy In Christ, Rob K THE COVER WAS A ROLLIN STONE Matthew 28: 2 A parody of “The Cover of the a Rolling Stone” Verse- 1 It was a huge humdinger, took a truck to bring 'er, and if shoved it barely would go. The thing was a beauty, but the thing was uncouth. At two thousand pounds or so. The...
  8. robk

    How the Pirate Got His Peg Leg, Hook and Eye Patch

    A song based on an old joke I once heard. Google the words "therobkemppainen" and "the pirate" Hope you enjoy it!
  9. robk

    Happy Groundhog Day!

    This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. -Bill Murray as Phil Conners in "Groundhog Day"
  10. robk

    New Riddle-The answer is a tongue twister

    What do you call a convenience for a hostile actiniaria?
  11. robk

    I Can See Your Love

    Well, I'm gonna try posting a link so the tune of this song can be heard. Wish me luck grace! A Short Version of I CAN SEE YOUR LOVE - YouTube I Can See Your Love 1. In the pallet of the ev'ning, streaked with fiery orange and red, as the sun, its work completed, wends its weary way to bed...
  12. robk

    Hymn Riddle

    The opening line to this hymn says, "This incredible, off-white, female, Sus domesticus, is something I highly approve of!" What's the hymn? In Christ, rob k O what a tangled web we weave...
  13. robk

    The Sendoff

    One of my favorite jokes. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave-side service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back-country. As I was not familiar with the...
  14. robk

    Nothin'!

    A song on Romans 8: 31-39 Four verses sang separately and then they can be sung all at the same time! Nothin'! Ain't nothin'! Nothin'! Ain't nothin'! Nothin'! Ain't nothin' can separate us from the love of God in Jesus our Lord! Life can't do it, death can't do it, separate us from the...
  15. robk

    I Believe, I Believe (The Creed)

    Here is my version of the Creed. Hope you enjoy it! In Christ, rob k I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE I believe in God the Father, Almighty creator of heaven and earth. I believe in Jesus Christ, Our Lord of human and holy birth. Sent to trial by Pilate. He Was cruelly nailed to a lifeless tree...
  16. robk

    We Give Them to You

    Another Song. Hope you like it! We Give Them To You Composer: Robert Kemppainen We give our hearts to you. We give you the works of our hands. We give you our hopes, our goals and all of our plans. Take them, O Lord we pray. Do with them what you want to do. Please take them, O Lord. We...
  17. robk

    Is this a good place to post original worship songs?

    Or is someplace else set aside for that purpose? I have been writing songs for a long time. Some of them are for worship. I was wondering where I could post them. One of the is "Service Over, Serving Begun It is a song that talks about how, after the service is over, we then go out to serve...
  18. robk

    Top 10 sources of Jesus DNA

    I know that the DNA evidence in the "Ossuaries of Jesus" program are not saying that they have Jesus' DNA, only that the DNA of various persons found in the tomb either do not match (the man and the woman) or do match (the son and the mother). My question is, "Did they look hard enough for Jesus...
  19. robk

    The Day That Jesus Died

    I finally finished the choral arrangement (SAB piano) of this song. (words below) It was written as a Passion Sunday/Good Friday piece which has the advantage that, while ending on a positive note, does not jump to the resurrection. And the tune, Huron Carol, aka "Twas in the Moon of...
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    Guessing Great Movie Lines

    Here's the line. "No ticket!" What movie? Who said it? Under what circumstances? First one to get it gets to list their favorite movie line for others to guess! In Christ, Rob K