I also have some strange views that perhaps get me ostracized and this is one of them: When you refer to a pre-incarnate form of Christ you are thinking in terms of a strictly linear time frame for the Creatpr.
What if the beginning of all creation actually took place at the point in which God entered space time in the form of Jesus of Nazereth? Thereafter he creates the world and appears to a number of people throughout history.
So time itself makes a loop around Christ Himself.
Or perhaps I've been watching to much Dr Who.
Those are some interesting ideas, and I don't have any problem with your philosophical attempts to rationally piece together a 'sci-fi' kind of explanation as to the exact nature of Jesus. And if you want to do that--and I know that I do this, and I'm sure that we all do this kind of thing to various degrees--then I'm not going to knock you for it. We're all free to try to configure our own personal sense of coherence about the mysteries which the Lord has placed in front of us for our consideration. And obviously, there are some things God has revealed to us that on a corporate level are not mysteries, and we should all try to be "on the same page" regarding these things.
In fact, I can very much appreciate your intelligence and your "strange views," or what I would label as "creative views," Anguspure. I get what you're saying about the possibility of that there may be some kind of time-space distortion which Jesus' complete nature displays, but I would contend that it is "relative" to whether or not any one of us can really understand it from God's perspective.
My descriptions are purposely meant to represent a phenomenal, or human perspective. So, when I say pre-incarnate, I'm simply employing a linguistic construct that allows me to say something without claiming at the same time that my statement reflects some kind of "all-in-all" discernment about Jesus' nature. In fact, I don't think anyone really captures the fullness of Jesus' nature through human descriptions; not even our doctrines or creeds fully capture Christ as He is through all space and time, or eternity. But, we Christians have a long history of thinking that our creeds have done just that very thing.
Maybe time does make a loop around Jesus. But, I think we'd have to somehow take Morpheus' blue-pill to find out.
And in the mean-time, on a phenomenological level, I have to say that evolution looks "meaningful" to me, as does the Biblical affirmation and poetic polemic that God made the universe and all that is in it. Because of the Bible, I am able to affirm that ONE God created the universe, and I can deny that the universe came first and gave birth to a series of gods ...
Peace
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