Are there any chefs or culinary arts people here?

[William67]

I'm searching for a woman who absolutely loves to do dishes. I love to cook, but hate doing dishes. lol

 

[Goodbook]

Well Theres a machine called a dishwasher you can install. Just like theres things called washing machines for laundry.

All restaurants have them, i mean, they dont have just women doing them ALL the time. We dont live in the dark ages anymore lol where people died from doing laundry and washing dishes and ended up with horrible dishpan hands.

If you do find someone, make sure to treat her to a manicure every month or so lol.
Otherwise, its takeaways for you or you could just eat off banana leaves.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

I'm searching for a woman who absolutely loves to do dishes. I love to cook, but hate doing dishes. lol

ha ha ha ha. Are you going to buy her a dish washer?

 

[William67]

ha ha ha ha. Are you going to buy her a dish washer?

Already have one. lol

 

[Travelers.Soul]

Already have one. lol

Oh so she just needs to load and unload it, huh?

 

[Goodbook]

I thought a man could also do that, but obviously not lol.

 

[William67]

Oh so she just needs to load and unload it, huh?

I'm very particular about how clean my dishes must be. So, basically, the dishes need to actually look clean before they go in the dish washer.

 

[William67]

I thought a man could also do that, but obviously not lol.

I can, I just don't like to. lol

 

[Goodbook]

I have the second course of No reservations and its got a China episode. I can guess what Mr Bourdain is going to eat there.

He calls it 'the magical animal'.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

I'm very particular about how clean my dishes must be. So, basically, the dishes need to actually look clean before they go in the dish washer.

So wash the dishes before you wash the dishes?

 

[Goodbook]

Sounds too complicated. Travelors.soul move on before you get roped into it. If someones gonna be that demanding they may as well do it themselves.

 

[Toro]

I'm very particular about how clean my dishes must be. So, basically, the dishes need to actually look clean before they go in the dish washer.

This is why if its ANYTHING more than a quick rinse to clean the plate....... its more likely to be done the same way as in the movie "Don't tell mom the babysitters dead".

I've thrown away more dishes than washed..... that wont ever change.

The brightside...... if my future wife likes changing up her dinnerware often.... she wont see me washing them but she is free to go buy new versions of the ones I throw away.......

 

[William67]

So wash the dishes before you wash the dishes?

No, I just like to make sure there is no food residue on the dishes before they go in the washer.

 

[William67]

This is why if its ANYTHING more than a quick rinse to clean the plate....... its more likely to be done the same way as in the movie "Don't tell mom the babysitters dead".

I've thrown away more dishes than washed..... that wont ever change.

The brightside...... if my future wife likes changing up her dinnerware often.... she wont see me washing them but she is free to go buy new versions of the ones I throw away.......

Seeing as how most of my dishes are either antique or imported china, I hardly think so. If someone were to start using my dinnerware as skeet, they would most likely end up as the target. lol

 

[Goodbook]

Lick your plates clean. That solves the problem.

 

[William67]

Lick your plates clean. That solves the problem.

Only children lick their plates, and usually only if there was something sweet on them.

So, let me ask you this. If I'm doing all the cooking, what is my "wife's" duties?

 

[Goodbook]

hmm surprised that Mr Bourdain wasn't filmed eating roast pork in China, but he ate roast duck instead in Beijing. Of course! Then He ate sheep's stomach linings...
Then the chinese medicine doctor told him he had too much yang, and to lay off the alcohol and spicy foods, so he drank chinese tea but later alas he went to szechen and indulged in a spicy hotpot there.

I got mum to watch it with me and she said, what a cushy job.

Last night I did have roast duck...at this chinese restaurant we hadn't been to before. We had other dishes as well but that was the main event. We pronounced the rest of the food 'mah mah de' which means 'not too bad' but nothing to sing praises about.

I'm definitely plumping for a job reviewing restaurants, and pray more will come my way.

 

[RayofSun]

Only children lick their plates, and usually only if there was something sweet on them.

Oh pish posh. I beg to differ!

 

[Goodbook]

You lick your plates clean if you are european. But if you chinese and eating food in a bowl, You would lick the bowl.

Children tend not to eat food on plates. They just eat with their hands out of wrappers or things skewered on a stick.

 

[William67]

Oh pish posh. I beg to differ!

I haven't licked a plate since I was 6 years old. lol It was really frowned upon in our house.