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<blockquote data-quote="BlueJay180" data-source="post: 54622134" data-attributes="member: 111293"><p>Bulletin Bloopers:</p><p> </p><p>1. The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11</p><p> </p><p>2. The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.</p><p> </p><p>3. Eight new black choir robes are currently needed, due to addition of several new members and the deterioration of some older ones.</p><p> </p><p>4. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.</p><p> </p><p>5. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.</p><p> </p><p>6. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.</p><p> </p><p>7. Evening massage - 6 PM</p><p> </p><p>8. The preacher would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.</p><p> </p><p>9. The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.</p><p> </p><p>10. Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 PM. Please use the back door.</p><p> </p><p>11. Ushers will eat latecomers.</p><p> </p><p>12. The third verse of "Blessed Assurance" will be sung without musical accomplishment.</p><p> </p><p>13. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.</p><p> </p><p>14. Roger Merriwether, the evangelist, spoke briefly much to the delight of the audience.</p><p> </p><p>15. The minister will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy".</p><p> </p><p>16. During the absence of our preacher, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J. F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.</p><p> </p><p>17. Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The preacher will then speak on "It's A Terrible Experience".</p><p> </p><p>18. Due to the pastor's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.</p><p> </p><p>19. Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"</p><p> </p><p>20. The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BlueJay180, post: 54622134, member: 111293"] Bulletin Bloopers: 1. The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11 2. The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir. 3. Eight new black choir robes are currently needed, due to addition of several new members and the deterioration of some older ones. 4. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance. 5. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. 6. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. 7. Evening massage - 6 PM 8. The preacher would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. 9. The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession. 10. Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 PM. Please use the back door. 11. Ushers will eat latecomers. 12. The third verse of "Blessed Assurance" will be sung without musical accomplishment. 13. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 14. Roger Merriwether, the evangelist, spoke briefly much to the delight of the audience. 15. The minister will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy". 16. During the absence of our preacher, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J. F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit. 17. Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The preacher will then speak on "It's A Terrible Experience". 18. Due to the pastor's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice. 19. Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All" 20. The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth. [/QUOTE]
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