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What does corn say when it's frustrated?
Aw Shucks.
What is the scariest day for a fish?
Fry-day.
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly.
How did the anteater do in the race?
She won by a nose.
Why did Susan bring two pairs of pants to her golf game?
In case she got a hole-in-one.
Why did the book join the police?
He wanted to work under-cover.
What did the hamburgers name their daughter?
Patty.
How do animals blend into the desert?
with camel-flage.
How did the scissors know the fastest route?
It had a shortcut.
What stays in a corner, but goes around the world?
A stamp.
How did Janeen mend the farmer's pants?
With cabbage patches.
How does the ocean greet the beaches?
It waves.
What did one banana say to the other?
I find you a-peeling.
Why didn't the rooster go on the roller coaster?
He was a chicken.
Why did the song get a good grade on the test?
He had a lot of notes.
Why are cornfields the best listeners?
They're all ears.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Quackers.
How do you make a milkshake?
Take a cow to a horror movie.
What runs, but never walks?
A river.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
Why did Susan's coffee taste like mud?
It was fresh ground.
What kind of shoe does a thief wear?
Sneakers.
Where do snowmen dance?
At the snowball.
What can you steal and not get in trouble?
2nd base.
Why did Sally put her bicycle to bed early?
It was two-tired.
What has a neck, but no head and still wears a cap?
A bottle.
What wears bottoms at the top?
Legs.
Where did Sally take her pet bees for fun?
The wax museum.
What is a knight's favorite fish?
A sword fish.
Those were from my popcicle sticks.
Aw Shucks.
What is the scariest day for a fish?
Fry-day.
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly.
How did the anteater do in the race?
She won by a nose.
Why did Susan bring two pairs of pants to her golf game?
In case she got a hole-in-one.
Why did the book join the police?
He wanted to work under-cover.
What did the hamburgers name their daughter?
Patty.
How do animals blend into the desert?
with camel-flage.
How did the scissors know the fastest route?
It had a shortcut.
What stays in a corner, but goes around the world?
A stamp.
How did Janeen mend the farmer's pants?
With cabbage patches.
How does the ocean greet the beaches?
It waves.
What did one banana say to the other?
I find you a-peeling.
Why didn't the rooster go on the roller coaster?
He was a chicken.
Why did the song get a good grade on the test?
He had a lot of notes.
Why are cornfields the best listeners?
They're all ears.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Quackers.
How do you make a milkshake?
Take a cow to a horror movie.
What runs, but never walks?
A river.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
Why did Susan's coffee taste like mud?
It was fresh ground.
What kind of shoe does a thief wear?
Sneakers.
Where do snowmen dance?
At the snowball.
What can you steal and not get in trouble?
2nd base.
Why did Sally put her bicycle to bed early?
It was two-tired.
What has a neck, but no head and still wears a cap?
A bottle.
What wears bottoms at the top?
Legs.
Where did Sally take her pet bees for fun?
The wax museum.
What is a knight's favorite fish?
A sword fish.
Those were from my popcicle sticks.
That's hilarious!
