things you just feel like saying that aren't connected to the usual stuff we talk about

Thank you for your example of your strengths. But before we can offer you the job can we now have an example of your weaknesses (besides excessive masturbation).

Welcome on board. You're just the person we are looking for.

The starting salary is $50,000 a year.

You will be expected to fulfil a 60 hour per week contract for 50 weeks of the year. But employees, like yourself, who show real commitment to the company work twice as long as this.

You will be expected to live in a modern six bedroom house (as there is a large degree of entertaining of our foreign clients) and have a new car that is commensurate with the company image.

There is a requirement that you be on call 24/7 due to the various time zones of our customers. Can you let HR have your phone number.

One added perk that a lot of our management level employees have found invaluable is preferential access to our divorce lawyers as sometimes spouses have clung to the old fashioned concept of work / life balance and living within your means.

Let us know when you can start?

MorkandMindy said:

[Here in New Mexico 25,000 a year buys a large three bedroom house (not modern, mid 1970s, about the same age and condition as the house in Oxfordshire), and a good-sized car. Cost of living is about 40% of what it is in David Cameron's right-wing paradise. People with 50k here can live a good life.]

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How typically moronic to think that a prime minister who has only just in his second term is to blame in entirety for the cost of living in the UK. Just stick to fantastical anecdotes as you obviously know nothing about economics. Why don't you tell us why it's so cheap to live in New Mexico, I suppose it's because it's a Marxist paradise?