Gnarwhal
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This wins. Seriously though... have you been following me around?
Hrm, I'm a bit rusty at this but I'll give it a try. This is either going to go over well, or horribly...
If Singles were a Fraternity and a Sorority.
The Fraternity (∆IK or Delta Iota Kappa):
The Delta's are the big boys on campus, known for throwing the biggest ragers of the school year. To be invited to a ∆IK party is to be one of the chosen. While they have a good reputation, their in-class performance is above average... when they attend.
@MrMoe - the President of the Fraternity, he's clean cut and attempts to maintain a normal façade so that the President of the University doesn't suspend the house for the semester. Voted President of ∆IK due to him having the most diplomatic personality and the highest GPA in the Fraternity (1.6).
@TX_Matt - the Fraternity's resident womanizer, he maintains a pristine bedroom that functions as his "seduction den". With suave moves girls are eager to see his room and get to know him better. He's sitting on a 1.5GPA, with most of his good grades having come from seducing the faculty head of his department.
@Saucy - is Matt's nice guy best friend who's often put in the awkward position of deciding between his brothers at ∆IK and his girlfriend. While prelaw, three-fourths of his instructors don't know what he looks like due to his low attendance. On six occasions Saucy has saved his brothers in fights against other fraternities, personally knocking out the president of ΒΓΡ (Beta Gamma Ro) three times.
@MehGuy - the Fraternities drunken degenerate, MehGuy has been in college for seven years and is currently sitting on a GPA of 0. When he remembers his major, he sometimes stumbles into class, but more often than not he can be found passed out on the roof of the Delta house's porch. The spark plug of the group, when the party starts MehGuy is the one who ratchets the fun through the roof and busts through the ceiling.
@chuck77 - is rather naïve and clumsy, he's usually responsible for breaking something expensive at the frats parties including falling off the second story balcony on to the beer pong table, accidentally lighting the Dean's car on fire, and knocking Wiz Khalifa off the stage at the frats year-end bash in 2014 causing Khalifa to break his collar bone. He's not presently aware that he's enrolled in six classes.
@sundewgrower - the shy new pledge of the fraternity, MrMoe takes him under his wing as his potential successor for the frats presidency. Sitting on a 1.2GPA, sundewgrower feels as though he has great things ahead of him.
@Toro - nobody knows his real name, but he's always around, especially when MehGuy is there. He's also the guy who knows how to get stuff, if somebody needs something illicit, Toro can get it within a day... but it'll cost you. He's the one with the connections that are responsible for making the ∆IK parties as epic as they are.
@MarkSB - Mark is the bad boy of the group, known for riding a motorcycle and instigating fights. He's a loyal member of the brotherhood and genuinely cares about his fellow fraternity members. Unbeknownst to anyone else, he's been a Delta for sixteen years.
The Sorority (πµ∑ or Pi Mi Sigma):
The Sigma girls are the up-and-coming sorority. After decades of being unknown to the campus, the current Sigma's have been establishing themselves as the hardest partying sorority in the Greek system and the smartest to boot. Three of them are dating Deltas, forming a Fraternity-Sorority alliance that destroys all other Greek houses.
@Miss Spaulding - the president of the Sigma house, she had ambitious vision for the Sigmas having joined when the house was relatively unknown and often left out of university and Greek events. In her three years there thus far, she has turned the sorority around and made it one of the most desirable sisterhoods in the Greek community. The party queen, she has on multiple occasions outdrank any man that has challenged her and has infamously woken up in the quad wearing the school mascots uniform. She has been known to beat men at keg stands on several occasions, and has knocked chuck77 out twice - only once by accident. She carries a 4.04GPA and is preparing to enter Medical School once she graduates.
@YankeeGirl - is the newest member of the Sigmas and a good friend of Miss Spaulding. She can be rather quiet, but when the sorority competes at anything she erupts as a furious competitor. Her joining the Sigma's has brought fresh ideas to the house and paved the way for a continued surge forward. When she parties, she parties hard, claiming the titles of Beer Pong, Flip Cup, and Kings Cup champion. She's maintaining a 3.99GPA and intends to go into the foreign service when she graduates.
@Owlette - is the sister who prefers to keep to herself but will casually commit to participating in the sorority's socials and events. When the sorority engages in charity work she's all in, otherwise she enjoys going off and doing her own thing. She carries a 3.98GPA and is intending to get her doctorate in veterinary medicine after graduating high school. When she arrives to the party she cuts loose, and is well-loved for her party trick of shotgunning four beers at once. Unbeknownst to either the Sigma's or the Delta's, Owlette has been dating Mark for several years.
@leothelioness - is the Sigma's best orator, often debating other people both within and without the sorority. On several occasions men have made the mistake of trying to argue with her, which has ended in them cradling themselves in a pool of their own tears and urine. A perennial lady, she is sitting on a 4.0GPA and plans to go to law school after college. Once a lawyer, she is confident she can persuade the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court to "give" her his job.
@TheGirlOnFire - Another new member of the Sigma's, she has been the catalyst for some of the sororities biggest parties. Lighting a fire under the other Sigma's to rage hard.
@MiniEmu - Sometimes the crazier party ideas come from Mini, who is responsible for the Sigma's most famous party: when the Wu Tang Clan tour bus broke down outside the house and the rap group decided to crash the party.
@Messy - The Sigma house mom, Messy has been a part of the Sigma's for ten years. She actually graduated several years ago but has a lot left to give the Sigmas and so stays on to help them out.
@RayofSun - RayofSun is the most organized of the group. When they're planning of event, she efficiently assures that the word gets out with enough time for people to plan to come. Like Toro, she has her own connections who provide all the necessities for the party. However, once she's done planning, the party animal emerges and she can often be found the next morning passed out in random places, such as the kitchen stove. Despite her hard partying ways, she maintains a 3.8GPA and has already been promised a job with a major event planning firm in Manhattan.
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