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You know your pregnant when.....

Discussion in 'Clean/Christian Jokes' started by Grace_Alone4gives, Aug 29, 2003.

  1. Grace_Alone4gives

    Grace_Alone4gives Well-Known Member

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    1. you wear a nose plug everywhere you go.
     
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  2. psycmajor

    psycmajor self-Banned

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    Never been pregnant, but maybe I can think of 1...

    You know you're pregnant when you can't have ice cream without pickles.

    (???)
     
  3. ej

    ej hopeless romantic

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    you feel a kicking sensation in your tummy
     
  4. TCapp

    TCapp Senior Veteran

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    You have to piddle every 5 minutes...
     
  5. Josiah

    Josiah Super suction ears away!

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    You've just heard the gynecologist tell you, "you're pregnant"
     
  6. ej

    ej hopeless romantic

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    You see a tiny little heartbeat on the ultrasound monitor
     
  7. Grace_Alone4gives

    Grace_Alone4gives Well-Known Member

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    Your craving a food you can not stomache to swallow
     
  8. jesusrocksmyworld

    jesusrocksmyworld God ain't done w/ me yet!

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    Married
    US-Republican
    You call Pizza Hut to ask if they still make anchovy-pepperoni pizza.
     
  9. Lotuspetal_uk

    Lotuspetal_uk Say 'CHEESE!!!!'

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    ROFL!! :D

    You know you're pregnant when it takes 3 failed attempts and a husband to pick a sock off the floor.
     
  10. Lotuspetal_uk

    Lotuspetal_uk Say 'CHEESE!!!!'

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    Your ESP is ultra-sensitive to tracking down a loo in places you're visiting for the first time.
     
  11. Miss Shelby

    Miss Shelby Legend

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    When you can't remember what your feet look like.
     
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