- Jan 9, 2007
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Take it literally. That's right, you can have my lawn. Lock, stock and barrel. Well, the mailbox is mine, and I'll repair the sod for any septic tank and line repairs. We'll share the driveway.
Why? Yard work is just too time-consuming for me.
So, stake your claim and put your nature-appreciating instincts into action. There are oaks, pines, bushes, weeds, variations in topography, even three kinds of grass.
Graze your goat, cast your lot in with the chickens, keep a quiet dog--all on an 0.80 acre space.
My homeowners association is not overbearing, so you can be a gentile landowner without much fuss.
Call me. There's no for sale sign, as that raises undue expectations.
Only electric mowers, blowers and edgers please. No camping.
Will consider renting house for the total eclipse tomorrow. Darkness guaranteed.
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Why? Yard work is just too time-consuming for me.
So, stake your claim and put your nature-appreciating instincts into action. There are oaks, pines, bushes, weeds, variations in topography, even three kinds of grass.
Graze your goat, cast your lot in with the chickens, keep a quiet dog--all on an 0.80 acre space.
My homeowners association is not overbearing, so you can be a gentile landowner without much fuss.
Call me. There's no for sale sign, as that raises undue expectations.
Only electric mowers, blowers and edgers please. No camping.
Will consider renting house for the total eclipse tomorrow. Darkness guaranteed.
Se habla español!